by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
(n.) Following the protestant revolution, some people wanted to go to lengths to separate themselves as far from Catholicism as possible. These people made thier lives boring as hell because they thought they would go to hell otherwise. See Religious zealot
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
a) Potugese warship
b) A kind of Jellyfish that is 100 feet long
c) used to compare to a), something that is quite powerful.
d) Metal Band
b) A kind of Jellyfish that is 100 feet long
c) used to compare to a), something that is quite powerful.
d) Metal Band
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004
(n.) A person, usually male between the ages of 25 and 50 (but often over 50) who believes the government is out to get him. Constantly complains, whines and makes false and slanderous comments about politicians, owns several firearms, and vehemently anti-nazi, and will blindly follow any cause to the death, unaware of the eventual consequences of thier cause prevailing (which they know it never will). Believes that thier lack of education and hatred for 'the rich' and 'the authorities' is compensated by thier age, experience, stubborn beliefs, "common sense", ignorance of past statistics (though they often manipulate facts and figures to suit thier cause) and the fact that they can convince children of thier beliefs. Schooled in any arguement by even teenagers who actually know what they are talking about, and are learnéd in the matter. When beaten in a debate by a much younger person, they will claim that the person has been 'reading too many magazine that are full of what THEY want you to hear', which basically means you are smarter than they are, but they will claim everything you said is a lie because you have attained it from an unreliable source.
The name is a reference to the fact they will claim to have practical experience, but it always seems to be so long ago (giving them an excuse for getting facts wrong).
Usually from a working class background, and often located in the north of england (although many still from the united states), and generally in the upper qaurtile of the age range. Adored by pseudo-intellectuals and poser anarchists alike. Likely to either be very athiest, or deeply christian. Openly homophobic or homosexual.
The name is a reference to the fact they will claim to have practical experience, but it always seems to be so long ago (giving them an excuse for getting facts wrong).
Usually from a working class background, and often located in the north of england (although many still from the united states), and generally in the upper qaurtile of the age range. Adored by pseudo-intellectuals and poser anarchists alike. Likely to either be very athiest, or deeply christian. Openly homophobic or homosexual.
"If the government wants my guns, they can take my ammunition first" said the wheelchair anarchist before rolling off 100 more cliché catchphrases.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 06, 2004
Excessive talk of pie and goat, as well as the other words mentioned in previous definitions. The hobby of pseudo-intellectuals.
Person: What do you think of Iraq
Kid: Pie. Pie is what I think
Other kid: LOLOL! I also fink pie and goatpie
Kid: *links to goatse* that is what I think
Person: Stop attempting to be funny and random
Kid: Pie. Pie is what I think
Other kid: LOLOL! I also fink pie and goatpie
Kid: *links to goatse* that is what I think
Person: Stop attempting to be funny and random
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004