Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

when I want my prick yanked I'll do it myself

Return-Retort-Phrase letting the the party who has just spoken know that thier statemnt is not belived.

13YearOldKidWhoDefinedGod: You see, the bible is full of contradictions, and...


Pope John-Paul II: Listen kiddie, when I want my pricked yanked I'll do it myself, mmmmk? K thanks.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

Game of death

(n.) Bruce Lee's uncompleted master piece. Features nunchucku fights, cool martial arts, and a face off between 7ft2in 267 pound giant "Kareem Jabbar Abdul" and his out-of-studio teacher, Bruce Lee. When filming the final showdown, Bruce and Kareem were moving faster than the camera could film, so they had to slow down. Make sure you don't watch the inferior "Bruce Li", which features mainly his latter-day stunt double.

Game of Death r0xxx0R2 j00 boxxx0R2!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

4-4-2

See football/soccer

A layout of the ten moveable players (Goalkeeper is stationary).

•Two defenders
•Four midfield
•Four strikers.

4-4-2 is the most used formation.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

race card

When an ethnic minority makes unfounded assertions that he/she is being rejected by society because those who made the decision are racist.

Of course, the racist card will still be availiable.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004

knock boots

hetero vaginal sex. The sound made sounds like knocking boots, unless one of the partners is fat

i knocked boots with your mum

by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004

picknose

One who picks thier nose. Worse if they eat the contents. Yum!

picknose! picknose! I saw you eating your own snot!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

ancient

Old, beyond any living memory. Also a first name or nickname. Used in shakespeare's play Henry V to refer to something risqué or funny.

Anchient Pistol, ye, dog!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004