Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

peace pipes

Cominf from the native american's peace pipes, the word today means "to extend a hand of friendship" often to former rivals whom have fallen in your wake.

Let's smoke the peace pipes.


Shove your peace pipes up your ass!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

punch & judy

A puppet show that died out because it glorified violence to women. Shame, I liked it :P

beat your girlfriend, she secretly likes it ;)

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

your kids

When someone is too old to be insulted by "yo mama", simply give them "yo kids". This sends people into a towering rage, especially, if you happen to be sleeping with thier daughter.

Girlfriend's dad: I'm gonna ream yo ass!

Gumba: Your daughter! Last Tuesday when she was supposed to be shopping!

GFD: AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH! DIIIEE!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

burger ming

A minger who works at a fast food restuarant, not neccessarily burger king.

She's a burger MING!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

70's haircut

Someone who has a stupid looking afro, that is perfectly round, yet out of place in today's society.

In pulp fiction, Samuel L Jackson had a seventies haircut.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

we will rock you

By Queen, 1978.



The ultimate war song!

Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
Singin'

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back in your place

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

love you and leave you

To only hang around with someone for so long that you can only say hello and settle for some basic conversation.

Alright, I'm going to have to love you and leave you or else I'll be late for the meeting this afternoon.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004