Definitions by Kung-fu JeSuS

You'll regret the day you were born 

(Idiom) I'm going to make your life so bad you'll wish it never started.

Elitist's mother has been saying "You'll regret the day you were born" ever since she gave birth to him in a barn.

You'll regret the day you were born by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

thalidomide comedian 

(n.) One who makes fun of others' disabilities. When the TC sees a person in a wheelchair, they get behind them and push them into the road. Often wear tight 70's clothes and use 70's colloquialisms, and racist terms. Always skinny.

"Look at that old nigger in the wheelchair..." said Joe, the local thalidomide comedian, just before throwing his burger at him.

thalidomide comedian by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Bortsi 

(n.) Bulgarian for "Thick-necked". A Bortsi is a bodygaurd, bouncer, bailiff and personal police officer all in one. Since the fall of communism, Bulgaria has been plagued by mafia dealings, and the hard-nosed businessmen have been forced to hire thick-necked bortsi.

Out of the bulet-proof Bulgarian registered Range rover came a real estate guy and three Bortsi.

Bortsi by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

yummy 

(adj.) delicious

(adj.) attractive prospective sexual partner


(Retort) To any instructive insult involving eating or licking, the sarcastic reply of "yummy" may be used.

Cakes are yummy


I am yummy, come and get me girls.


A: Eat shit and die

B: yummy

A: Choke on a dick

B: yummy!

yummy by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

credit 

(n.) An allowance of money. Giving a person or organisation credit makes them a debtor, and you, thier creditor.

We are £40,000 in credit with you.

credit by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

French highway patrol 

(n.) Something that encourages one to do exactly the opposite of what it is designed to do.

Ricing up my Jag xjs before thrashing accross France and then the Autobahn in Germany, I knew I would be encouraged by a small blue Peugeot with flashing lights, and later a 5-series to go faster.

French highway patrol by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

my ears are bleeding 

(Idiom) this music/noise is terrible!

*plays some linkin park*


My ears are bleeding!

my ears are bleeding by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004