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Definitions by Kung-fu JeSuS

a) An arab version of a don.
b) A man who gets all the chicks.
sheik by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Muhammed Ali

The name under which Cassius Clay became known as. He was a great boxer, one who had presense like no other, and was declared the greatest sportsman of the millenium.
"Floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee."
Muhammed Ali by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

horizontal kickboxing 

How about after this kickboxing competitition, how about we get down to some horizontal kickboxing, eh?
Large, well built, highly muscular, great presence, huge.
He is so built.
Built by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Glass shard stick 

A piece of wood, typically a baseball bat or similar with glass shards twisted into it. Possibly with other materials such as nails.
We have a few glass shard sticks out back to beat people down with.
a) mispronounciation due to regional dialect of right-up or write-up.

b) To use anabolic steroids.
Roid up di alley, ya find mista osama bin laydn!


I wana roid up of dis by tamar marnun


He's in the changing rooms giving himself a roid up before training.
roid up by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

thank fuck 

Excellent news. Often used sarcastically.
Saddam captured? Thank fuck for that.
thank fuck by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004