Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

ungentlemanly weapon

(n.) any weapon that is designed to cause damage to anyone, regardless of whether they are general public or paid military. This includes all chemical and biological weapons, nuclear, and any other WMD. The weapons not included in this are those such as firearms, stabbing and blunt objects, hand grenades, fists and canons.

World War I was considered to be a gentleman's war until the German army tried out it's chemical weapons once stalemate had been reached.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

Malvinas

(n.) Island group off the coast of Argentina. Commandered by Britain in 1834 as a re-fuelling post for down under and the south americas. Owned by Argentina for a short stint in the eighties, until Thatcher sent in the Royal navy and some sea harriers to destroy thier sorry military.


The correct term is "The Falkland Islands".

Ay-ay-ay! La malivinas! Ingles! Ay-ay-ay!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

overheads

The costs a busniess will incur at the same amount regardless of output/income.

Lighting, heating, rent etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

deal with it

Dominant challenge issued by those in power.

Sure, if I was living in a box, on the margins of society, or couldn't do shit for myself so needed to complain about others who can, I'd be a liberal. But since i'm not a fucktarded atheist misanthrope, I'll vote conservative.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

boxed-in feeling

(n.) A sudden attack of claustrophobia.

"|started to get theat boxed-in feeling" said eliturk, moments after being freed from a paper bag.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

scum

(n.) An excellent piece of cinema from the late seventies showing some of the events that would happen in a borstal (prison for young offenders in the UK). I watched it in a religious education lesson when I was 14 or 15, and have seen it dozens of times since. It preaches racial harmony, good sportsmanship (see murderball) and the importance of a tool.

Where's your tool?


What tool?



*WHACK*

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

keep it in the family

(v.) To bear children formed out of incestous relationships.

That guy fucks his sister because he likes to keep it in the family, and wants kids with her.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004