Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

a hearty "fuck you"

Smug insult. It shows that the author/speaker is not worried by his opponents.

And gumba gave a hearty "fuck you" to his haters.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

yous my bitch

Lazier way of pronouncing "You're my bitch". Usually said after seeing your bitch with another.

Upon seeing his daughter leave porno dave's kinky pornzine soho buttfuck shop, psycho bitch's father reminded her who's dick she sucked first by saying "Yous Mah Beeyatch!"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

O'clock

a) The hour on a 12 hour clock.

b) The position of something to you, 12 O'clock being straight ahead, six being behind, 3 O'Clock 90 degrees clockwise and 9 being 90 degrees anti-clockwise.

The time is 9 O'clock (well, 21:29) and having found no good tv, I turned on the PC and defined this word and a half.



Charlie at five o'clock sir!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

group effort orgasm

During a large orgy, one member, upon reaching almost orgasmic point will yell "Group effort orgasm", to signal he is not in need of anything, and that everyone should finish themselves until another person cries this. When all participants have exclaimed they are near orgasm, everyone jacks/jills off eachother in a circle so they all cum within a minute of eachother. Very entertaining to watch, very difficult to master.

There were seven of them having a group effort orgasm wednesday.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Deep fried Mars Bar

(n.) A disgusting looking, savoury from the North of the UK. Involves a glazed chocolate product being fried in batter for all of three minutes, before being pulled out looking like it could be served with chips. Allow to dry before eating.

To the "kill meat-eaters" guy: Did you know that mars cars contain animal lipids? If you eat it, you eat animal. Haha!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

fuck me

1) A sing of exasperation, not to be taken literaly by someone not showing an obvious sexual interest.

2) During intercourse, to be taken literally, sorta. Means go harder and deeper.

3) Exclaimation.

1) Fuck me if you aren't an idiot

2) Fuck me! Fuck me! push it in!

3) *wakes up* FUCK ME! I gotta be in court in one hour.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

just so

Slightly, not too much for anyone's taste.

Make my tea just so.


Stick it in her cunt just so, don't go too deep.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004