Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

make a stormy sea calm

(v.) To enter as a nuetral party into a debate and use maturity to settle both sides to a compromise.

He can make this stormy sea calm again...

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

Videogame warfare

(v.) Videogame warfare is warfare from which the mainstay of the action involves very little physical combat. it is more a matter of planes drop bombs, guided missiles drop in, troops over-run the remaining enemy, grantign them quarter. It stresses a heavy reliance on technology and enemy intelligence.

FOR: Done properly, it is less costly in terms of home casualties.

AGAINST: The smallest slip up in planning or intelligence, and a costly mistake will be made, both in monetary terms and later, in lives.

Videogame warfare has been the mode of operation for some units since the 50's, and it will become more common in the future.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

drop me a line

(Phrase) Send me correspondance. The origin is most probably from written, where a letter would be "dropped" into the lap of the reciever. It is still used mostly in terms of written communication.


(n.) Sexual maneuvre in which the phallus-bearing party is spread accross a gap approx 3 feet from the floor, with the recieving party(ies) on all fours, legs straightened, being pounded.

Hey, when you have time, drop me a line



I tried the drop me a line with two dining chairs, but they fell back.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

punch & judy

A puppet show that died out because it glorified violence to women. Shame, I liked it :P

beat your girlfriend, she secretly likes it ;)

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

ringside seat

(n.) A position to see an event unfurl, usually reserved for those with an instrumental part in making the event happen. Etymology is obviously boxing

Related phrases: in the loop, boxing, front row seat

Me an' my gat are gonna have a ringside seat to your unlawful execution if you don't get out of my sight, bitch.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

lug

(v.) To paddle someone's ears. Often very harshly. Lug is also a word for ear

lug lug lug. Guess what? LUG! yeah! L-U-G ugl, gul, ulg, glu, lgu!


Yeah play with my ears SSSHHHIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEZZZE

by Kung-fu Jesus September 6, 2006

face full

To be squirted in the face with semen from an ejaculating male. See cumfaced

I would like to give you a face full.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004