Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

pwn3d

When one nerd claims superiority over another.

Eugene: I've never got it on with a girl, I own you.

Poindexter: oh yeah? Well I've never even spoken to a girl, but have 50GB of tentacle rape pr0n on my C:\ and have every star trek episode on DVD

Eugene: omg you rule

Poindexter: omg wtf j00 pwn3DD!!!1

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

pleasure you can't measure

Wow, isn't this the grate-ist catch-fraez EVAR!

Do not buy products with this slogan in thier advertising campaign. Ever.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

swing

(v.) To have open, promiscuity with a select group of partners, who "swing" eachother's wives and girlfriends back and forth to other people.

If you don't swing, don't ring!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

sheik

a) An arab version of a don.
b) A man who gets all the chicks.

The sheik had 1000 children.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

mushroom

(n.) Fungus that appears between hordes of dancing badgers that appear from nowhere. After fives sets of "mushroom mushroom", a snake is brought in to give the mushrooms a rest. The whole process repeats over and over.


(abbr.) Mushroom cloud, the shape of smoke from atomic or nuclear bombing.


(n.) a person with a large forehead, dispropotinal to the jaw and lower face.

I was going to post about badgers, but that word is mentioned enough in other definitions



Quentin Tarantino is a mushroom

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

AML

Aston-Martin Lagonda. The name under which aston became known after taking over lagonda. Shortly after this, Aston actually launched a car called the lagonda, which was quite a monstrosity, but very cool.

AML see aston martin

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

curry house

Where the galavanting general dares't not enter.

Bequeath this knowledge from the general;

For oh, the general departed ye olde curry house, devoid of his senses, red as a tomato, naked like a tomato, in desperate need of a shit.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004