Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

spoken for

One who is in a relationship with another, often means married.

"Sorry ladies, I'm spoken for"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

common ground

(n.) A common interest between two alienated parties who generally disagree with eachother.

Ah, I'm glad we found some common ground on the subject of gun control/ feminists/ transsexuals/ who is gayer than Elton John.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

Alice in wonderland

(n.) Lewis Carrol's book. Transformed into a movie about getting high, the munchies, talking animals, people singing songs, story without plot, and some moral shit about not pissing off the queen of hearts.


(v.) to be dazed or high

Alice in wonderland is a cool kids' movie



She's alice in wonderland, give her a smack.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

make yourself at home

There are no hostilities toward you (singular or plural) here, treat this place as if it were your own. When used to unknown females, is often a smarmy indication that she will be molested.

Come in, young gypsie girl traveller, make yourself at home.


*rapes the young traveller later that night*

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

entente cordiale

The 1904 agreement between the UK and France that was later joined by Russia. See triple entente, Triple alliance and world war I.

Entente Cordial celebrated it's centenery this week.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

cashflow

The steady inflow of cash into a legally recognised entity such as a person ro a private or public limited business.

"Most businesses that fold within five years do so because of cashflow problems."

"I have some cashflow problems so I won't be able to go out drinking this weekend"

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

Dishwasher

a) A machine into which dirty cutlery and plates are put, along with salt and a tablet, to spray the dirty things with jets of water.

b) a woman

Who do you hit to get a broken dishwasher working again?

Her face!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004