Glass shard stick

A piece of wood, typically a baseball bat or similar with glass shards twisted into it. Possibly with other materials such as nails.

We have a few glass shard sticks out back to beat people down with.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

NeverNever Land

(n.) Home of peter pan, also known as Holland.

Urbandictionaryer Dude, you meant the Netherlands, right?


KFJ: huh? Yea...right.


>_>

<_<

>.<

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

Beauty and the Beast

(Idiom) as per the fairy tale, this defines a beautiful woman and a large, ugly man.

That tall guy Julia roberts was married to. See child molester

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 04, 2004

amazonian

(n.) A tall, powerful woman.

The amazonian ate the nerd.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004

shoe bomber

Richard Reid, the attempted "Shoe bomber" was a potential terrorist who intended to recreate the events of 9-11 by hiding explosive in his shoe. He was foiled and arrested.

The shoe bomber was an Anglo-Jamaican Islamic extremist.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

mushroomhead

(n.) A person with a forehead disproportional in size to thier jaw, thus giving th appearance that thier head is mushroom shaped. This leads people to believe that the band are fans of Quentin Tarantino.

Quentin Tarantino is quite the mushroomhead, is he not?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

We got to install microwave ovens

Someone is a dire straits fan....

Money for nothing (1985)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004