Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

bitch balls

A person who goes along with plans to have fun until it involves commiting an immoral act, at which point thier balls shrink and they start preaching morality. Basically, someone who does not give in to peer pressure.

We were having a good time until the bitch balls qouted his mother, the bible and Karl Marx on why we shouldn't waste our time having fun at the expense of others.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

free speech

Something that does not exist on the internet. All internet postings are at the sole discetion of the owner, regardless of the location of the server or person.

free speech is a joke anyway.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 9, 2004

French highway patrol

(n.) Something that encourages one to do exactly the opposite of what it is designed to do.

Ricing up my Jag xjs before thrashing accross France and then the Autobahn in Germany, I knew I would be encouraged by a small blue Peugeot with flashing lights, and later a 5-series to go faster.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Norsemen

Norse invaders, the vikings. See hung like a norse.

Ever hear that Iron Maiden song Invaders? It was first track on number of the beast.



"Victims of the mighty norsemeeeeeeeeeeen!"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

accrual

Money owning. When a creditor gives you the service, loan or product before asking for the cost.

We have accruals of £760

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

walking stick

A stick of usually 42" to 54" in length used as a support for those with disabilities. Now quite defunct.

The old guy beat a few punk kids with his walking stick and gave them the thrashing of thier lives with his belt.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

old balls

Disparaging term for an old man.

Is that the guy with old balls?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004