Skip to main content

Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

My batteries are charged 

I am awake and fully aware.
I've had a shower and my batteries are fully charged.

Disco duck 

One who mocks disco music and the culture surrounding it. Not quite to the same extent as the "Disco sucks" mob.
Disco duck by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
a) object or animal that does not belong in the current environment in which it is existing.

b) More likely, something or someone from another country.
foreign by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Hyacinth Buckét 

(adj.) the state of pretence that one is socially better than one actually is, and will alter prnounciation of one's name, address and speech in an (usually fairly convincing) attempt to appear upper class. Taking from leading protagonist of BBC sitcom "Keeping up appearances".
The old lady was a bit of a Hyacinth Buckét.

Highlander 

One from the United Kingdom territory of Scotland (the highlands, see highland). Also a movie with famed highlander, Sean Connery.
Alrigh laddy, whe thi highlander!
Highlander by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
I driyvh a jagwaar!


I shot that jagwaar that mauled the kid!


Yoo jagwaar!
Jagwaar by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

put to the sword 

(v.) kill or killed. Can be used for present, past or future.
He will be put to the sword this day

Yes, ...he's being put to the sword

I will put him to the sword.