Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

Belgium

The country that even France has jokes about. Supposedly, where the less-arrogant, stupider Frogs are.

French people, the butt of the world's jokes, think of le Belgique as idiots.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

cockroach

(n.) A pest-bug with an ability to rebound from danger, and famous for being a sign of a dirty house, and being able to withstand a nuclear war.


Similarly, it can refer to an annoying human who seems to be indestructable, yet annoying to those who don't have the ability to annoy themselves.

Dis man, he is a cock-a-roach.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

opel

German car brand acquired by General motors in 1926 and merged with Bentley's rival Vauxhall to form POS lower class cars for the poor. Rusty as hell. German efficiency turned into american mass-produced crap. Sold in Europe, except re-badged as Vauxhall in the UK.

Yes, opel have made some good cars, examples:

Opel Manta A
Opel Manta B
Opel Manta GTE
Opel Lotus Omega (world's fastest saloon 1990-1998, better known as Vauxhall Lotus Carlton)

That's...
about....
it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

Clint Eastwood

An angram of "Old west Action"


Excellent actor. See Dirty Harry

Make my day, punk.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

pointman

(n.) One indigeonous to or familiar with the current vicinity, who acts as a guide to the foreign peoples. A key point of anti-guerrilla forces. Pointman is a bisexual term, and does not change to pointwoman.

I'll be pointman, you can follow ten at ten paces.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

pass the soap

Popular Idiom refering to going into something that one cannot forego, although they know the effects will be disasterous.


The term comes from prison shower buggery where he who picks up the soap expects to be raped when he bends over.

Hitler knew he was passing the soap when he declared war on the soviet union, takign WWII to two fronts.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

up periscope

(v.) Naval term for a submarine to raise the periscope so the crew can see what is going on above water level.


(n.) Bath-time fun for young boys.

Up periscope! down periscope! Up periscope! Down periscope!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004