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Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

Goddamnable 

(adj.) Something that is very sorry, and hated by many.
Goddamnable feminazis.
(n.) Merger of "stupid" and "spic".
You stupic! Get out of my store ya cunt!
stupic by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

assdarts 

(v.) to have anal sex. See buggery
assdarts by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

light at the end of the tunnel

(n.) The end of ones life, as described by those who claim to have had near death experiences.
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel

Was just a freight train comin' your way, hey... yeah...

--Metallica, No Leaf Clover.

no end of good

(Idiom) The benefits of doing a certain action are seemingly endless.
A short, quick war will do our economy no end of good.

near death experience

(n.) Alleged by many, but unproven either way occurence where someone on the brink of death experiences bliss, a tunnel with a light at the end, and a feeling of knowledge of all thier activities. The experiencer will claim to see any number of things, such as thier own (scientifically) dead body.
That guy has had a near death experience.

manifesto 

(n.) An announcement of intended future actions. Sounds like a homosexual orgy.
Elitist went along to the manifesto hearing, but was disappointed to discover that there was no gay orgy audio clips.
manifesto by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004