Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

Friday the 13th

The number 13 has long been assocciated with unfortunate incidents. This stems from roman empire rule, and christianity. Pirates considered Friday to be the most unlucky day of the week. At least once a year the two coincide. This is said to be the most unlucky day of the year, but only if you happen to live in Crystal Lake, where Jason Vorhees may murder you.

Friday the 13th? My arse.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

flip-side of the same coin

A person or idea that is the flip-side of the same coin as another person or idea is one that is fundamentally the same, but social influences have changed the ultimate goal.

The black panthers and the nazi party are essentially flip-sides of the same coin. One seeks white advancement, at the cost of suppressing all non-whites.


The other seeks advancement of all non-whites, at the cost of being indifferent to the plight of marginalised white folks.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

begging to lose sympathy

(n.) when someone has milked the cow of sympathy so much that people really don't care.

This person has brought up so many bogus excuses I'm begging to lose sympathy for them.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

g'day mate

An austrailian greeting between males.


"Good day, mate (friend)"

G'day mate, hopinta me V8 an ell tell ya aaaall about oz.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

hold-up

To present arms to the employees and/or owners of a value bearing establishment (train, bank) using the threat of violence as a deterent from heroism.

The was a hold-up in the bank, but the cops knew about it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004

spanish main

The area of sea that stretched from the west coast of spain to its' latin american territories.

"Remember the Maine! To hell with Spain!"...apparentley

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

American Dollar

(n.) The currency of the United States and its' dependancies. Has been steadily increasing in power since first inception. In the mid 20th century it was approx £1= $4 as the united states became the superpower of the post-war era. The dollar peaked at £1= $.65, and is slowly dropping in value as the US begins its' economic descent, paving the way for another superpower; without a steadfast empire, no country or region can remain the superpower(s) of the world for long. Within a century of losing the empire, country will slide down the power league. This has been seen in Britain and France, and before that, the spark-empire of Spain, which was later sold cheaply to the US. This empire lasted only a short amount of time, and caused some degree of embarrassment when lost.

The american dollar will have a residual value once the US loses its' grip of around $2.5-3.5 to the sterling.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004