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Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

So bad it's good, but gone back to bad again

(adj.) To be so bad it seemed good for a few minutes, but is repetitive.

sad but true 

(n.) A situation that shouldn't happen in todays' world, but does so commonly that everyone turns a blind eye to it because they are used to it. This is a phrase used mainly by pinkos and feminazis, as well as a few other types of liberal, but not commies.
Feminist: It's sad but true that women are still oppressed and held down. Men are pigs.


Race car player: It's sad but true that the crackers are holding my people down and oppressing them. Kill whitey


Socialist guy: It's sad but true that there are still people like Bill Gates who don't get taxed through the arse while there are still poor people. Kill the rich.
sad but true by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

trial by media 

(n.) In a high-profile case, the media's implication of the guilt of a suspect can greatly affect the outcome. While not fair, this is largely unavoidable, especially when large industries are put on trial for high-school shootings, or a Catholic priest is tried for any sexual crime. Regardless of the "innocent until proven guilty" law in most countries (If not all), the free media's decision to encourage the sheep and liberals will force the decision one way or another.
Type "soham" into google to see how the british tabloids misrepresentation of the facts and one-sided approach led to a kangaroo court.

Victorian Britain

The United Kindom of Great Britain and Ireland, 1836-1901 (although this is usually extended to 1705-1914). A period of Great prosperity as Britains' second empire (the only remnants of the medievel empire after the end of the hundred years war decision in 1556 were the Channel Islands) came of age. Along with the starting points of joining England & wales with Scotland in 1705, the new empire set about restoring lands lost after the "Golden age", and this was overseen by Queen Victoria. Due to the fact that the poor were suppressed while the rich grew very rich and well educated with beautiful accents (like myself), the stereotype of the posh-Brit grew. This empire was practically gone by 1965, although this had been seen by Churchill as early as the end of world war I. However, in this time Britain became the largest superpower ever known. Off the back of what seemed and invincible navy, a skilled army and even the worlds' first air force (with air balloons, albeit), this mighty roaring lion seemed untameable until drawn into war with other superpowers, which allowed a weak-by-comparison nation (USA) to become powerful.
Victorian Britain was a reflection of the affluence of Britain, which was in control of itself, its' neighbour Ireland and had its' enemies on a leash for the most part.

Royalties 

(n.) Fees paid to a copyright owner for use of thier material.
That guy demands 10% of the turnover in royalties to use his shitty music.
Royalties by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

run into the ground 

(v.) To use a working asset (machinery mostly)until it cannot be used anymore due to wear and tear.
I like to run my cars into the ground


That guy will run your horse into the ground


That tractor has been run into the ground!

war pictures 

(n.) The photographs taken by veterans during war. Slang for antique guns that supposedly created the pictures.
That guy has some war pictures.


I'm selling some war pictures, check this Single action army!