Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

Argos

(n.) British chain of GUS-owned shops selling a shitload of stuff, most of which you can get cheaper or better elsewhere. Britains' largest toy supplier. Also a fairly good place to buy freeweights from. See barbell.

I own many weights from Argos, and even bought my weight-bench there.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

hammerhead

(n.) One who is slow in grasping an idea or concept. One who talks the talk but cannot walk the coroporate walk. An albatross around the neck of any company, quite likely to scare away the customers. Hammerheads are often killed in road accidents.

Elitist sure is a hammerhead.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

up and leave

(v.) To leave suddenly without warning.

He just upped and left. No note, no explaination, nothing.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

i bone sheep

A phrase thrown into speeches to see if your listeners are one of the following

a) paying attention
b) easily offended
c) audily impaired.
d) liberal

If the person is paying attention/esily offended/ fine of hearing they will object.

blah blah blah i bone sheep blah. So I said.


deaf guy:...
non-uptight guy:...
Liberal: I fully support you doing that
Sleeping guy:...
Normal: you do what?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

outfit

(n.) A band without a clear singer. Usually making lyricless music.

The outfit that backs madonna

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

man meat

Penis.

The meat that only a man can weild. No woman is strong enough to survive its wrath.

I beat her down with my large man meat.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

c/f

Carried forward

Balance c/f

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004