1-series

(N.) The ultimate driving machine... with a 0-60 of ELEVEN seconds.
The 1-series is is BMW for the idiots who who also buy an A-class Merc. Namely, posers who can't afford a real car.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
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chainsaw

a)A motor-driven spiked chain. Can range in size from a couple of inches to several metres. The chain moves at a high speed, and with great power. It can do the work of a manual saw in a fifth of the time.

b) to use a) to destroy something.
"I need a chainsaw to cut down this tree."

"I chainsawed the tree"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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location, location, location

Phrase to remind people that the most determining factor in the price of a house is the location. The property itself can be build on, extended, knocked into the next property etc.
There are three things to remember when valuing a property;

1-Location
2-Location
3-Location
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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Faith no more

One of the very few bands that can't really be accused of 'selling out' by anyone who expects thier allegations to be taken seriously. Could be called the origianal rap-metal band?
You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you
Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleedin' enough for two
It's a midlife crisis...
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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trial by media

(n.) In a high-profile case, the media's implication of the guilt of a suspect can greatly affect the outcome. While not fair, this is largely unavoidable, especially when large industries are put on trial for high-school shootings, or a Catholic priest is tried for any sexual crime. Regardless of the "innocent until proven guilty" law in most countries (If not all), the free media's decision to encourage the sheep and liberals will force the decision one way or another.
Type "soham" into google to see how the british tabloids misrepresentation of the facts and one-sided approach led to a kangaroo court.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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fugitive in his own kingdom

A king who has been accused of Treason.
King Charles II of the UK was a fugitive in his own kingdom.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004
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at any pace

at any pace, you're still an idiot
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004
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