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Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

a slap in the face 

(n.) A situation where a mighty powers' will has been denied.
Germanys' re-armament was a slap in the face for the Treaty of Versaille members, although they chose to do nothing about it.
(n.) A large bear fur hat worn by 19th century Russians, now associated with the British Amry regiments on show at London.

(n.) A vagina resembling a busby.
It wasn't just an afro, it was a fucking busby!
busby by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

celebrity morgue 

(n.) A website with pictures of dead celebrity bodies, including JFK, Tupac, Elvis, Hitler and Che Guevara.
I'm going to kill <Hated celebrity> and submit the photos to celebrity morgue.
(v.) Playing the race card, legal gray areas and loopholes to escape conviction for a crime that you obviously commited.


(v.) Trying to contact the legal team that defended OJ simpson of killing Nicole.
If you would like to see his wife's body, it's at celebrity morgue
OJing by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

Bring out your dead 

After pwnage, this phrase is one that may be uttered, to avoid clichés such as all your base and pwn3d
Bring out your dead, bring out your dead! I just shat on you!

meaning of life 

A section of the movie "monty python and the meaning of life".
See monty python, orgasm, nuke

holy crap.lions! tours 

(n.) A tours company specialising in finding lions and tigers, only in kenya.
Where can you see lions? Only in kenya.


See Kenya, forget norway