Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

outfit 

(n.) A band without a clear singer. Usually making lyricless music.

The outfit that backs madonna

outfit by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

bombastic optimism

(n.) An unbelievable self confidence and sense of self-worth.

Churchill gave the British people bombastic optimism in the face of the nazis, which allowed them to ignore Lord Halifax, and continue survive the bombing raids of WWII.

bombastic optimism by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

take me to your dealer 

A phrase seen on posters and T-shirts in the late eighties up to the mid nineties. Has a picture of an extra terrestial with a light on hsi finger. A parody to "take me to your leader"

(n.) One seen wearing the above mentioned attire or with a similar poster on thier wall or bumper sticker.

Check out "take me to your dealer" over there.

take me to your dealer by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

hymea destroyer 

(n.) Child molester who preys only on females.

Amy is a lesbo hymea destroyer. She is also short and fat.

hymea destroyer by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

fannyface 

(n.) A person with a recent scar going vertically down thier face.

Butt licka after I finish cutting him apart.

fannyface by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

war-face 

(n.) An angry screaming face of a soldier.

Heartman: You got a war-face?


See FMJ

war-face by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

here's on I made earlier 

To save time on TV cook shows, the presenters will have made an example to show while the dish is taking time cooking.

Put it in the oven...here's one I made earlier.

here's on I made earlier by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004