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According to Greek legend, the first woman, Pandora, was actually sent as a curse to Zues' men (See, you knew it was true, guys) and was given a present upon her marriage. The present was a box that she was told never to open. Needless to say her curiosity got the better of her (like eating forbidden fruit) and she unleashed eight demons unto the world. The first seven being the seven deadly sins, and the last, which she managed to capture, was hope.
Today, much like christianity's idea of biting forbidden fruit, opening pandora's box refers to getting into a situation over which one has very little control over.
Today, much like christianity's idea of biting forbidden fruit, opening pandora's box refers to getting into a situation over which one has very little control over.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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Gay: That night club is supposed to be for gays, but it's full of pink pretenders looking for an easy lay.
Gay2: Oh, don't worry about them, gorgeous.
Gay2: Oh, don't worry about them, gorgeous.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004
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Get the We got to install microwave ovens mug.The act of pointing your finger at someone while going "BBRRRRRRRRR you're dead!" to annoy them. Done mainly when passing a motorist.
I gave that guy a machina gun and he got pissed off because I kept doing it for ten minutes and starting throwing stuff at him. Then he beat me up
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004
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by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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Get the busy with the frog mug.The "Coast of sun". Southern spanish coast. See andalusia. The name comes from it facing south, that is, to the sun.
I wish to kidnap (notice "kid") psycho bitch and take her to the costa del sol where a bunch of lazy spanishj daygos will rape her, eat her and kill her. Preferably in that order. See supersol
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004
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