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Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

(n.) A band without a clear singer. Usually making lyricless music.
The outfit that backs madonna
outfit by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

bombastic optimism

(n.) An unbelievable self confidence and sense of self-worth.
Churchill gave the British people bombastic optimism in the face of the nazis, which allowed them to ignore Lord Halifax, and continue survive the bombing raids of WWII.

take me to your dealer 

A phrase seen on posters and T-shirts in the late eighties up to the mid nineties. Has a picture of an extra terrestial with a light on hsi finger. A parody to "take me to your leader"

(n.) One seen wearing the above mentioned attire or with a similar poster on thier wall or bumper sticker.
Check out "take me to your dealer" over there.

hymea destroyer 

(n.) Child molester who preys only on females.
Amy is a lesbo hymea destroyer. She is also short and fat.

fannyface 

(n.) A person with a recent scar going vertically down thier face.
Butt licka after I finish cutting him apart.
fannyface by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

war-face 

(n.) An angry screaming face of a soldier.
Heartman: You got a war-face?


See FMJ
war-face by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

de-militarised zone

British spelling, I can't be bothered to type it out again, so here's one I made earlier.
See De-militarized zone