belly flop

(v.) A form of dive achieved by hoisting oneself into the air as high as one can, getting horizontal (facing down) and dropping onto one's stomach.
I belly flopped into the water and it hurt.


The fat guy belly flops into the water.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004
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bacon thief

One who sucks up to police, an informant. So called because he steal police officer's penes when blowing them.
Joey was the school snitch and now he's a bacon thief.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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peace pipes

Cominf from the native american's peace pipes, the word today means "to extend a hand of friendship" often to former rivals whom have fallen in your wake.
Let's smoke the peace pipes.


Shove your peace pipes up your ass!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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spice girl

"I can't figure out which spice girl I wanna impregnate"


--Quote, can you guess who by?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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make a stormy sea calm

(v.) To enter as a nuetral party into a debate and use maturity to settle both sides to a compromise.
He can make this stormy sea calm again...
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004
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bastard

• child without married parents
• One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
The killer of kenny
• A 70's band which changed thier name to Motörhead and became one of the best bands ever.
Your parents aren't married, hence you are a bastard. You covered dog shit with a leaf and left it outside your brothers' front door because you thought it was funny, you bastard. You killed kenny, you bastard.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004
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make yourself at home

There are no hostilities toward you (singular or plural) here, treat this place as if it were your own. When used to unknown females, is often a smarmy indication that she will be molested.
Come in, young gypsie girl traveller, make yourself at home.


*rapes the young traveller later that night*
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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