Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

barbed wire 

Steel wire in coils of a few inches to a foot that have twisted barbs of loose ends sticking out with the intent to harm anyone who attempts to cross it.


Also a movie with Pamela anderson.

Don't call me babe.

barbed wire by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

superman

When riding a horse or motorcycle, hold onto the handles/horse's ears and kick your legs back to resume a horizontal pose with arms in front and legs behind. Keep this up until you hit your neck on a tree branch and become paralysed. After doing this, pretend to care for fellow cripples.

This has been mastered by Christopher Reeve, the actor who played superman in the movies.

I was supermanning on the Kawasaki but managed to duck just in time to avoid the tree.

superman by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

weant

How retards write "we are not", which devolved into "we ain't", which further devolved in weant.

You have one new text message


Weant 2 cum 2 cinma wit u coz u is g4y.

weant by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

taxi 

A ferry for commuters that operates at a reasonable fee, based on distance traveled.

Let's get a taxi home.

taxi by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

Friday the 13th 

The number 13 has long been assocciated with unfortunate incidents. This stems from roman empire rule, and christianity. Pirates considered Friday to be the most unlucky day of the week. At least once a year the two coincide. This is said to be the most unlucky day of the year, but only if you happen to live in Crystal Lake, where Jason Vorhees may murder you.

Friday the 13th? My arse.

Friday the 13th by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

the buzz 

Hype, word of mouth.

Ben Affleck-The buzz is indicating this is gonna be big

Jason Mewes- what buzz?

Ben Affleck- the internet buzz

Jason Mewes- what the fuck is the internet?


See the internet

the buzz by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

KO'd 

To be knocked out. To be forced into unconciusness by physical means of attacking the head.

Iron Mike got Ko'D in the fifth by KFJ and his lightening punches.

KO'd by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004