Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

mimed 

A mimes performance is one where the performer(s) go through the actions to appear as if they were singing, but in actual fact were simply moving thier lips to the music.

N*sync mimed most, if not all of thier performances, not that their average fan was intelligent enough to notice.

mimed by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

out to lunch 

a) A sign that is put on the outside of a business premesis that is indicating that it is temporarily non functional, and that business will resume within the hour.

b) not paying attention.

Out to lunch, back at one.


He's out to lunch.

out to lunch by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

thought up by some jew 

The excuse that a nazi will give for anything that does not allow them to be nazi-like.

"It's politically correct to care about you...


...sounds like a plot thought up by some jew"


-From "Indians are red nigger skunks" by Neo-nazi band vaginal jesus.

thought up by some jew by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

peace pipes 

Cominf from the native american's peace pipes, the word today means "to extend a hand of friendship" often to former rivals whom have fallen in your wake.

Let's smoke the peace pipes.


Shove your peace pipes up your ass!

peace pipes by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

punch & judy 

A puppet show that died out because it glorified violence to women. Shame, I liked it :P

beat your girlfriend, she secretly likes it ;)

punch & judy by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

your kids 

When someone is too old to be insulted by "yo mama", simply give them "yo kids". This sends people into a towering rage, especially, if you happen to be sleeping with thier daughter.

Girlfriend's dad: I'm gonna ream yo ass!

Gumba: Your daughter! Last Tuesday when she was supposed to be shopping!

GFD: AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH! DIIIEE!

your kids by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

burger ming 

A minger who works at a fast food restuarant, not neccessarily burger king.

She's a burger MING!

burger ming by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004