Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

the buzz

Hype, word of mouth.

Ben Affleck-The buzz is indicating this is gonna be big

Jason Mewes- what buzz?

Ben Affleck- the internet buzz

Jason Mewes- what the fuck is the internet?


See the internet

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

KO'd

To be knocked out. To be forced into unconciusness by physical means of attacking the head.

Iron Mike got Ko'D in the fifth by KFJ and his lightening punches.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

pandora's box

According to Greek legend, the first woman, Pandora, was actually sent as a curse to Zues' men (See, you knew it was true, guys) and was given a present upon her marriage. The present was a box that she was told never to open. Needless to say her curiosity got the better of her (like eating forbidden fruit) and she unleashed eight demons unto the world. The first seven being the seven deadly sins, and the last, which she managed to capture, was hope.


Today, much like christianity's idea of biting forbidden fruit, opening pandora's box refers to getting into a situation over which one has very little control over.

The assassinating on Austrian Archduke ferdinand in 1914 opened pandora's box for Europe.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

nessie

Friendly nickname for the Loch ness Monster.

I shall go nessie hunting this summer.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

flip-side of the same coin

A person or idea that is the flip-side of the same coin as another person or idea is one that is fundamentally the same, but social influences have changed the ultimate goal.

The black panthers and the nazi party are essentially flip-sides of the same coin. One seeks white advancement, at the cost of suppressing all non-whites.


The other seeks advancement of all non-whites, at the cost of being indifferent to the plight of marginalised white folks.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

grassy knoll

Conspiracy-theorists' dream opportunity to speculate over the reasons JFK was killed.

Oh, yeah, I have a theory on the grassy knoll and area 51, it all starts in camp SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP-I-DON'T-CARE.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

round-house

A kick swung from the side. There are three stages to a good round-house.

1) Bringing up the leg.- The kicking leg is raised with foot still flat and facing the floor.

2) The pivot.- Non kicking leg is spun so that kicking leg is forced higher and sole of foot is perpendicular to the ground.

3) Kick- kicking leg is flicked out and back again.

I round-housed that drunkard and stole his wallet.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004