Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

loch

A lake leading out to the via narrow passage. Used in Scotland and Eire.

Loch Ness is a famous loch. Alrigh ya bumfluffa!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

whodunnit

(n.) An amalgamation of the words "who done it" into one word. The whodunnit is a mystery where a crime or wrongdoing (a tort, so to speak) must be solved. Used to describe plays or cinema for the most part.

Cluedo is a whodunnit board game.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

Bring out your dead

After pwnage, this phrase is one that may be uttered, to avoid clichés such as all your base and pwn3d

Bring out your dead, bring out your dead! I just shat on you!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

petit

Coming from the french word for small, this describes tiny, anorexic or stunted growth females. Similarly, the type of male that chases after these would happen to have a small penis, and would become deluded into thinking that he has something big down there when he recieves no complaints.

You like petit girls. I like to make them loose.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

stupic

(n.) Merger of "stupid" and "spic".

You stupic! Get out of my store ya cunt!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

terrorist training camps

An infinate amount. Something that appears twice every time one is demolished, if you believe everything you read.

6576 Al-Qaida Terrorist training camps were destroyed today, only 3746436356356363763876 and a half left, plus the 13000 that will be up by tommorow.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

morgan-de-toi

Clothing brand adored by wannabe-eurotrash. Shitty. Favourite bags of 14-year old girls, after Louis Vuitton.

Ooh-la-la. This is shit.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004