Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

boyz toyz

Refering to typically male pursuits, and, more specifically, the equipment used in them.

fast cars, firearms, remote controlled cars/boats/planes, laptops, sports equipment

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Jesus tits

(Idiom) Exclaimation. One step up from Jesus H Christ, but not quiote jesus fucking kike. The word tits is usually emphasised, while jesus may be elongated or contracted, depending on personal preference.

J'us TITS!


Jaysus tits!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

a pot to piss in

A say, a count.

I have all the support of the workers, the boss doesn't have a pot to piss in.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

souped-up

Given power that was not intended for it to have.

Souped-up economy car etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

swim with dolphins

Something that all women want, but few will ever get to do. Used by paedophiles to get young girls to have sex with them, often in the grroming stage. Can be used to describe sex with minors.

Perv- hello little girl
girl- my mummy told me not to talk to strangers.
Perv- Would you like a lollipop?
girl- my mummy told me not to accept things from strangers
Perv- Would you like to come to Gibraltar with me and swim with dolphins?

*pause*

girl-ok

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

old spice

(n.) Bottled bath water. Sold to men who live with thier mothers.


(n.) The sixth spice girl. Rumoured to really be Margaret Thatcher.

All hail Baroness Thatcher!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

sorriest

The most sorry example on show.

The vette is the sorriest excuse for a sports car here.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004