Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

King's shilling

The British army wage, formerly, a shilling a day.

Earn the King's Shilling, lad.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

hoorjination

Sleeping with a dutch prostitute

Hoorjination for 20 Euros.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004

enter the ring

(v.) To make clear one's intentions to fight. Etymology: combat sports ring.

He entered the ring to show he was not scared of fighting the man in blue.

by kung-fu jesus August 20, 2004

net realisable value

The price of a sellable item (highest at which it can be sold at) less the cost of bringing it to the point of sale (repairs, delivery etc.)

The computer is worth £X, but repairing it will cost £Y, and delivery costs and admin will be £Z.


Net realisable value is £X-(Y+Z)

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

petit

Coming from the french word for small, this describes tiny, anorexic or stunted growth females. Similarly, the type of male that chases after these would happen to have a small penis, and would become deluded into thinking that he has something big down there when he recieves no complaints.

You like petit girls. I like to make them loose.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

stupic

(n.) Merger of "stupid" and "spic".

You stupic! Get out of my store ya cunt!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

terrorist training camps

An infinate amount. Something that appears twice every time one is demolished, if you believe everything you read.

6576 Al-Qaida Terrorist training camps were destroyed today, only 3746436356356363763876 and a half left, plus the 13000 that will be up by tommorow.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004