Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

golden bear

Jack Nichalus, some old golfer guy who plays in senior competitions and lends his name to videogames.

Golden bear 386 for Mac

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

something for the weekend

(n.) a condom. Used in barber shops at the turn of the century.

I'll have a shave, a haircut, and something for the weekend, please.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

community chest

a) In board game monopoly, a selection of cards that are placed in the centre of the board. When a player lands on the community chest squares, they must draw a card from the pile and do as it says.

b) psycho bitch's small boobs.

I landed on the community chest.


Community chest is very flat.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Ride the punani

(v.) sexual intercourse, as famed by Ali G

Me gonna ride da punani!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

lunch-break pleasure boy

(n.) Young male who goes into the sanitary area of his building of employment during breaks and masturbates.

Do you think Nathan is a lunch-break pleasure boy? He's always "just having a quick piss".

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

talk to the skull

A variation of talk to the hand. Done while holding up a skull stolen from a museum.

Talk to the skull cos da hand doan wanna hear it

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

morgan-de-toi

Clothing brand adored by wannabe-eurotrash. Shitty. Favourite bags of 14-year old girls, after Louis Vuitton.

Ooh-la-la. This is shit.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004