Skip to main content

Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

LIFO

Acronym. "Last in first out". Origianating from stock control methods and cost accounting. The opposite of FIFO (first in first out)
We issue stock using lifo
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
mugGet the LIFO mug.

long in the tooth

(adj.) Old, outdated. no longer to perform its primary function at optimum level.
The playstation one is a bit long in the tooth these days.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004
mugGet the long in the tooth mug.

fixed permanent interest

A high amount of interest expected on monies owed that does not decrease until ALL of the money is paid.
Germany continued to pay Britain its' fixed permanent interest loan until well into world war two.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
mugGet the fixed permanent interest mug.

cannot think for himself

One who's opinions are copy and pasted, often from dictionary.com, or some .org site.
Dictionary.comdefines x as....


www.socialistcrap.org says.....
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
mugGet the cannot think for himself mug.

united nations

(n.) After the first world war, the countries on both sides decided to band toghether to stop such a thing happening again with the "League fo Nations". However, the L.O.N. had no armed forces and when Adolf Hitler withdrew from in in the thirties, the weakness of this "Talking shop" showed through. Disbanded at the end of world war two, it gave way to the "United Nations", where member countries' influence on world events was measured by thier contribution. The contribution is generally based on the GDP of each member country, although the united states and to a lesser extent the united kingdom pay disproportionately more than other members for the upkeep, and also provide more troops.


To prevent world crises' in the future, the UN democratically votes to decide whether it should allow a country to sort out its' own problems or if they should choose to help a side. Being by far the largest group on contributors, the G8 nations choose to help the most western-friendly side in each struggle.


However, certain amounts of ignorance to eachothers' ideas and division of peoples based on economic wants has lead to the UN having trouble maintaining itself as of late. That, combined with the actions taken without consent of the United nations council by the US and her allies has lead to speculation that the UN is heading the way Hitler thrust its predecessor, the League of Nations, and that it has been becoming another talking shop since the fall of the USSR and the end of the communist threat.
Many people think that the United nations is a puppet, and has no real value to the world without a large, common enemy to unite the people.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
mugGet the united nations mug.

colonic

Eeeewwww dude that guy is going in for a colonic.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
mugGet the colonic mug.

aldi

(n.) Crappy norweigan (or thereabouts) supermarket for the pikey persuasion.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004
mugGet the aldi mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email