Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions
(v.) To go down to the nearest catholic girls school during ones' lunchbreak and reach orgasm, whether it be by hand or underage schoolgirl (or boy)
John has a thing for religious chicks and molesting kids. After they reported his lunchtime religious experience, he had to hide in the bushes and jack off. What he didn't know was that the local dealer used to do his thing around there, and beat he shit out of him.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004
Get the lunchtime religious experiencemug. A talking horse who hits his enemies on the head with a guitar whilst shouting "EL CABRON!" which I believe means "the bastard".
ayayayyayaye! EL CABRON!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
Get the el cabronmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Get the rampant rabbitmug. The motto of the world's greatest strike unit, the SAS.
Losely translates as "Stop pansying around and grow some you little bitch"
Losely translates as "Stop pansying around and grow some you little bitch"
Is that Thatcher?
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
Get the who dares winsmug. See fuck off. Depending on mannor used, this can imply one of three things.
a) The speaker is tired.
b) The speaker is not meaning anything by it.
c) You are not the main priority of the speaker.
a) The speaker is tired.
b) The speaker is not meaning anything by it.
c) You are not the main priority of the speaker.
by Kung-Fu Jesus August 16, 2006
Get the ah fuck offmug. 
A British motoring company, now run by BMW (And merged with another comapny, Rover.) It's 50's and 60's heyday saw it dominate the world sportscar market, along with the Jaguar XK120, prompting the United States to start making sportcars, which GM did with the corvette.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
Get the MGmug.