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Muay Thai

A martial art that is all very well and good until you face anyone more than 30 pounds heavier than you, at which point your speedy light blows happen to be useless, and you will have your ass reamed.
That 120 pound grand champion took on a 150 pound kid and lost.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004
mugGet the Muay Thaimug.

peasant

A serf with the freedom of choice to work or die of starvation.
The peasantry has been replaced by the working classes and shit welfare systems.
by kung-fu jesus September 18, 2004
mugGet the peasantmug.

arsehole raped

(v.) (Brit, Aust'l'an, Eire) To be completely thrashed.
I was arsehole raped in that game of snooker.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the arsehole rapedmug.

thankyoutony

www.thankyoutony.com

A website made by americans desperate to prove there is strong support for Iraq by sucking cock of the vertically challenged british prime minister, tony b liar. The creators and designers of this site have made sure the opening page makes no sense "Whereas, the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Tony Blair, has vigorously supported the United States in the disarmament of Iraq;" Is the opening sentence, followed by more illiterate drivel and sycophancy. the fuckwits who made it up are also unaware of the general dis-satisfaction of the british population over the situation.
Fuck you Tony Blair, you 5'5" stupid cocksucking socialist politically correct, moronic, anti-british, pro-american, bush loving poodle. See dumbdumbhorsenose
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004
mugGet the thankyoutonymug.

smokes three packs a day

One who smokes sicty cigarettes per day.
Your pop caught you smoking, and he said, "No way!"
That hypocrite smokes three packs a day
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
mugGet the smokes three packs a daymug.

less than cast iron

Not solid.
Germany's less than cast Iron Schleiffan plan turned into trench warfare during WWII.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
mugGet the less than cast ironmug.

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