Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

who dares wins

The motto of the world's greatest strike unit, the SAS.

Losely translates as "Stop pansying around and grow some you little bitch"

Is that Thatcher?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

rampant rabbit

The world's best selling vibrator.

It's a wonderful toy for a girl or a boy, everyone loves a rampant rabbit!



That's right, boys too!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

my ears are bleeding

(Idiom) this music/noise is terrible!

*plays some linkin park*


My ears are bleeding!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

spoken for

One who is in a relationship with another, often means married.

"Sorry ladies, I'm spoken for"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

safehouse

A property, seemingly normal, that is actually owned by a large corporation or goverment. It is used to house people "under fire" until the heat goes away.

"I need to get to a safehouse"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

canaan's side

Israel/palestine. Ancient biblic reference. See promised land

And land them safe of canaans' side.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

abba

Swedish pop group consisting of two men and two women (who got married then divrced) who had a string of massively popular songs. Thier appeal was lessened by their terrible dress sense.

Abba's best song was "take a chance on me"

by Kung-fu JeSuS July 25, 2004