Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

Cock-Stuffing

When someone is up in your shit and pissing you off asking what you're doing, give them this answer to shut them the fuck up.

a: yo

b: yea, hi

a: doing anything interesting?

b: no, move along please

a: so what you got there sport?

b: nothing, I told you. Please go away

a: c'mon, lemme know what you're doing

B: FUCK OFF!

a: I will, but I wanna know.

B: Okay, I'm cock-stuffing. Is that the answer you wanted to hear? COCK-STUFFING!


a: okay, I shouldn't have asked, jeesh.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

memo

(n.) Contraction for memorandum

There is a memo on my desk.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

slang

Jargon, used playfully to prevent outsiders from intercepting the actual meaning. It is a contraction for "slandering", whereby colloqial words with meanings unknown to the one being slandered (but known to other people). This prevented legal action or apologies. It also allowed someone to insult an authority figure to his face without suffering punishment for it.

I don't use a great deal of modern day slang in my speech, but we all use slang created by shakespeare, eh?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

God bless

May God give this (n.) his blessing to continue to exist.

God bless this mess.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

cumsiesta

(n.) A cumfiesta where the recipient is sleeping. Usually done by less males, and in the mouth of an unsuspecting female or male. See also clown pie

Butt licka's dad gave him a cumsiesta

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

less than cast iron

Not solid.

Germany's less than cast Iron Schleiffan plan turned into trench warfare during WWII.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

kangaroo court

(n.) a court where the outcome is pre-determined by the reputation of the defendant, and the trial shall not be fair. Justiceless. Kangroo courts can swing either way, but oen side of the arguement will be completely disregarded.

Ned Kelly was tried in a kangaroo court. Gangland trials were in a kangaroo court.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004