Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

crowning achievement

(n.) The action that is considered to be the greatest of any person, organisation or government.

The crowning achievement of elitist is doubling the number of definitions for greek. I suppose he'd like a medal for that. Nice shiney ottoman medal for j00!!!1

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

%20

See that long button on the bottom of your keyboard? That's called spacebar that is.

YoUr Ad HiZzLe!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004

Grolsch

When we brew the grolsch, we brew it longer, for a fuller taste.

SCHTOP! This bride, she is not ready yet. She has 100 million years of evolution; haven't you guys ever heard of the Darwin? You can't rush these things. It's like when we brew the grolsch. We brew it longer, for a fuller taste.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004

murderball

(n.) A game seen in the movie SCUM (1979) which is very similar to basketball, except the winner is not the one with the most points, but the last team with people standing. The rules are


•NO punching in the face
•NO kicking in the goolies, and...
•NO biting


The teams divide up into 'black' and 'white'. Winning is only by default.

Let's play a game fo murderball.


Where's your tool?

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

peg

For a woman to bugger a man with a strap-on

My inbox keeps filling up with peg porn

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

cast iron cow shit

(n.) slang for the frozen mud surrounding any vehicle parked on muddy areas and left to freeze in over winter.

It's stuck in this cast iron cow shit.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

Richard & Judy

(n.) Shitty-yet-addictive british TV show where everything new is considered highly controversial, and the opinions of a bunch of self-proclaimed "experts" over-ride any court judgement or what the facts clerly point to. Presented by a nice bi-sexual man called Richard, and a half-woman, half-cartoon fish called Judy.


Judy keeps richard on a leash by biting him with her sharp, pointy, filed-down teeth.


If you like to be a tool of the liberal media, and enjoy hearing one sided arguements, watch this show. Well, I'm conservative but I think it's pretty good to watch, just to laugh at the fucktards, and listening to the odd cool guest.

In reference to the Arnold Schwarzenegger alleged molestations:


A woman who spoke to the people making the allegations claimed that after speaking to these people, it suddenly became legal fact that he did molest them. This, and the tons of other bs were not challenged. I should go and molest these women and her because they all suck so much. And after all, if I can get them drunk enough to say "yes", then I will tarnish thier reputations and this bullshit about the governator (In case you can't tell, I'm a fan of his movies) will be dropped. mmm......

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004