Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

swing

(v.) To have open, promiscuity with a select group of partners, who "swing" eachother's wives and girlfriends back and forth to other people.

If you don't swing, don't ring!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

%20

See that long button on the bottom of your keyboard? That's called spacebar that is.

YoUr Ad HiZzLe!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004

crowning achievement

(n.) The action that is considered to be the greatest of any person, organisation or government.

The crowning achievement of elitist is doubling the number of definitions for greek. I suppose he'd like a medal for that. Nice shiney ottoman medal for j00!!!1

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

Grolsch

When we brew the grolsch, we brew it longer, for a fuller taste.

SCHTOP! This bride, she is not ready yet. She has 100 million years of evolution; haven't you guys ever heard of the Darwin? You can't rush these things. It's like when we brew the grolsch. We brew it longer, for a fuller taste.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004

on the battlefield

Meaning "Where is really counts", because during battle is the time where one's actions are best measured.

On the battlefield, your wife and kids don't mean shit.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Bohemian Rhapsody

Voted by VH1 viewers to be the greatest song of all time, Queens' six minute masterpiece is well recieved by most people. Everyone's got a favourite line, and many people could rattle off the entire song without accompanying music. Individual tastes aside, this is the best song ever. Disagree, and you are wrong. Get over it.

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?

So you think you can love me and leave me to die?

Oh baby-can’t do this to me baby-

Just gotta get out-just gotta get

right outta here-

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

credit

(n.) An allowance of money. Giving a person or organisation credit makes them a debtor, and you, thier creditor.

We are £40,000 in credit with you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004