Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Attending All Saints School in Dagenham, Essex, UK, "Porno Dave" as he is known is notorius around southern Essex schools as being a pervert of the filthiest variety. Currentl aged between 14 and 16 (my estimate), Porno Dave used his school internet system to find pornography and print of many hundreds of pages, with marquis de sade styled free hardcore. Dave did this for many months, as entertainment to his classmates. When he was caught jacking off to it, he was promptly suspended.
Only the lucky few have ever struck up a friendship with notoriously easy-going porno Dave, and his reputation precedes him. He is probably the most famous schoolboy in southern England.
Only the lucky few have ever struck up a friendship with notoriously easy-going porno Dave, and his reputation precedes him. He is probably the most famous schoolboy in southern England.
In my last years of education, I heard about the exploits of Dave through many sources. He is one of two daves in the year, the other being "Fat Dave the skateboarder".
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

(v.) To use one's vocal chords to make musical tones.
What most tv talent show contestants cannot do very well.
What most tv talent show contestants cannot do very well.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

(v.) to urinate
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

There are no hostilities toward you (singular or plural) here, treat this place as if it were your own. When used to unknown females, is often a smarmy indication that she will be molested.
Come in, young gypsie girl traveller, make yourself at home.
*rapes the young traveller later that night*
*rapes the young traveller later that night*
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

The power ranger generation are the kids born between 1991-1996.
For the most part, these kids watched power-rangers, the predominant kids show of the day. Since they completely missed masters of the universe, and few would familiarise with thundercats, the most they knew of other generations was the slightly inimaginative teenage mutant ninja turtles. Being extremely dull, and without a general sense of direction, power rangers just filled the viewers' minds with gratuitous fighting scenes, stupid ideas and an overall air of unfulfilment. Lacking the morality that the masters of the universe generation and tundercats generation learned, these kids will just become dull and unanimated like the teletubby generation. They will not be able to think for themselves.
For the most part, these kids watched power-rangers, the predominant kids show of the day. Since they completely missed masters of the universe, and few would familiarise with thundercats, the most they knew of other generations was the slightly inimaginative teenage mutant ninja turtles. Being extremely dull, and without a general sense of direction, power rangers just filled the viewers' minds with gratuitous fighting scenes, stupid ideas and an overall air of unfulfilment. Lacking the morality that the masters of the universe generation and tundercats generation learned, these kids will just become dull and unanimated like the teletubby generation. They will not be able to think for themselves.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
