Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

hook

A punch that comes solidly from the side.

I hooked him with my right.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

fishook

In a fight, a person may attempt to get his finger in the other person's mouth and tear along their cheek, thus causing the other party to submit.

Johnny took a wrong turn in trying to bite Mac's finger off when Mac fishooked him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

superman

When riding a horse or motorcycle, hold onto the handles/horse's ears and kick your legs back to resume a horizontal pose with arms in front and legs behind. Keep this up until you hit your neck on a tree branch and become paralysed. After doing this, pretend to care for fellow cripples.

This has been mastered by Christopher Reeve, the actor who played superman in the movies.

I was supermanning on the Kawasaki but managed to duck just in time to avoid the tree.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

barbed wire

Steel wire in coils of a few inches to a foot that have twisted barbs of loose ends sticking out with the intent to harm anyone who attempts to cross it.


Also a movie with Pamela anderson.

Don't call me babe.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

weant

How retards write "we are not", which devolved into "we ain't", which further devolved in weant.

You have one new text message


Weant 2 cum 2 cinma wit u coz u is g4y.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

taxi

A ferry for commuters that operates at a reasonable fee, based on distance traveled.

Let's get a taxi home.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

Friday the 13th

The number 13 has long been assocciated with unfortunate incidents. This stems from roman empire rule, and christianity. Pirates considered Friday to be the most unlucky day of the week. At least once a year the two coincide. This is said to be the most unlucky day of the year, but only if you happen to live in Crystal Lake, where Jason Vorhees may murder you.

Friday the 13th? My arse.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004