Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions
Nobody noticed that sean paul has white skin, because he just mumbles about shit through his songs and only duets with black artisits or people that look like street hoes.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004
Get the sean paulmug. 170 of rainy bliss per year, marred by 52 days of summer sun. Oh well.
Fun fact: Despite having the lowest number of useable days in Europe, Britain has more convertable cars (by percentage) than any other european country.
Fun fact: Despite having the lowest number of useable days in Europe, Britain has more convertable cars (by percentage) than any other european country.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
Get the British weathermug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Get the sheikmug. (v.) To have open, promiscuity with a select group of partners, who "swing" eachother's wives and girlfriends back and forth to other people.
If you don't swing, don't ring!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
Get the swingmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
Get the fiestamug. We had a cumfiesta on psycho bitch
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
Get the cumfiestamug. Eugene: I've never got it on with a girl, I own you.
Poindexter: oh yeah? Well I've never even spoken to a girl, but have 50GB of tentacle rape pr0n on my C:\ and have every star trek episode on DVD
Eugene: omg you rule
Poindexter: omg wtf j00 pwn3DD!!!1
Poindexter: oh yeah? Well I've never even spoken to a girl, but have 50GB of tentacle rape pr0n on my C:\ and have every star trek episode on DVD
Eugene: omg you rule
Poindexter: omg wtf j00 pwn3DD!!!1
by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004
Get the pwn3dmug.