Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

happy hour

Where the worst selling and nastiest tasting alcoholic beverages are sold for half price to a bunch of alcoholics too drunk to notice.

Kids like happy hour, because afterwards they get to roll the drunk.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004

avco

Stock control method. Whereas issues using fifo (first in, first out) and lifo (last in first out) base stock issue prices at the first/last issue, avco (weighted AVerage COst) takes the mean cost of stock and issues at that price.

We account for stock issues using avco.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

steal thunder

(v.) to steal thunder is to take attention away from the person who has brought it to the current place.

The guy who runs the bar next door stole my thunder from the ignoarant tourists with fireworks.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

Harpee

(n.) Creature from greek mythology. It had the head of a woman atop a winge'd body.

My old chemistry teacher was very deaf, old, bitchy, and queen of the harpees.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

diseconomies of scale

The opposite of economies of scale. Here, cost price per unit increases as production increases.

We have a problem, we suffer diseconomies of scale.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

wheelchair anarchist

(n.) A person, usually male between the ages of 25 and 50 (but often over 50) who believes the government is out to get him. Constantly complains, whines and makes false and slanderous comments about politicians, owns several firearms, and vehemently anti-nazi, and will blindly follow any cause to the death, unaware of the eventual consequences of thier cause prevailing (which they know it never will). Believes that thier lack of education and hatred for 'the rich' and 'the authorities' is compensated by thier age, experience, stubborn beliefs, "common sense", ignorance of past statistics (though they often manipulate facts and figures to suit thier cause) and the fact that they can convince children of thier beliefs. Schooled in any arguement by even teenagers who actually know what they are talking about, and are learnéd in the matter. When beaten in a debate by a much younger person, they will claim that the person has been 'reading too many magazine that are full of what THEY want you to hear', which basically means you are smarter than they are, but they will claim everything you said is a lie because you have attained it from an unreliable source.

The name is a reference to the fact they will claim to have practical experience, but it always seems to be so long ago (giving them an excuse for getting facts wrong).


Usually from a working class background, and often located in the north of england (although many still from the united states), and generally in the upper qaurtile of the age range. Adored by pseudo-intellectuals and poser anarchists alike. Likely to either be very athiest, or deeply christian. Openly homophobic or homosexual.

"If the government wants my guns, they can take my ammunition first" said the wheelchair anarchist before rolling off 100 more cliché catchphrases.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

top of the class

Used sarcasticly in the same way as rocket scientist or einstein to insult someone who has attempted to sound intelligent by pointing out the obvious.

Wow, you're top of the class there!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004