Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

ruined shit

What you get when you leave your shit out to get ruined.

He ruined my shit!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

run into the ground

(v.) To use a working asset (machinery mostly)until it cannot be used anymore due to wear and tear.

I like to run my cars into the ground


That guy will run your horse into the ground


That tractor has been run into the ground!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

a few bob

(n.) A few pounds (£)

Lend me a few bob

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

take me to your dealer

A phrase seen on posters and T-shirts in the late eighties up to the mid nineties. Has a picture of an extra terrestial with a light on hsi finger. A parody to "take me to your leader"

(n.) One seen wearing the above mentioned attire or with a similar poster on thier wall or bumper sticker.

Check out "take me to your dealer" over there.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

Hyacinth Buckét

(adj.) the state of pretence that one is socially better than one actually is, and will alter prnounciation of one's name, address and speech in an (usually fairly convincing) attempt to appear upper class. Taking from leading protagonist of BBC sitcom "Keeping up appearances".

The old lady was a bit of a Hyacinth Buckét.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

the hanger

(n.) A backstreet abortion, or one performed in secrecy to a young girl. Stems from the days when a tin coat hanger was actually the weapon of choice.

he had the hanger too many times to get pregnant.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

restart

(v.) To shut down and start again.

I need to restart my computer because it's ghey.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004