Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

date-rape

Date rape is achieved by pressurising the victim into drinking copius amounts of alcohol or giving them a spiked drink (drug of choise for spiking is typically rohypnol) and with the victim in a state of intoxication, the attacker will have unconsented sex with his victim.

The source of psycho bitch's anger and racism was because a Kenyan named Dobi date-raped her.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

c/d

Carried down

Balance c/d

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

bribe

A favour given to a powerful (deciding) party, in exchange for some degree of immunity from thier wrath or a decision altered in thier favour.

Performing "favours"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

stetson

A type of hat.

Steers and queers?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

ITV

1) The main rival to the BBC.
2) The Spanish inland revenue.

1) Let's see. We've got drama, adverts, drama, movie, adverts, news, drama, adverts, end of movie, hippies, news, drama, news and lastly drama.


2) ayayaye! La policia y el iTv! Shit!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

how rare

The exclaimation heard after an odd occurance.

bob: taste like donkey poop

bob: *pooped on*


....

weebl: how rare.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

golly

Short for gollywog, a doll collection given away after x number of tokens from the side of jam jars were sent away. Purchasing one jar a week, it took several years to amass the entire collection. These dolls were outlawed after they were claimed to be politically incorrect, although dolls are worth £50 ($80) each.

I found an ancient collection of gollies last year.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004