Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

shaddap you face

(v.) To make quiet, phrase used by Italians, and made popular by a 1983 song by Joe Dolce, who had a very bad Italian accent.

"What you say to me? SHADDAP YOU FACE!" *slap*


What's-a matter you, hey, gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap you face*



*candidate for worst song ever.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

celebrity morgue

(n.) A website with pictures of dead celebrity bodies, including JFK, Tupac, Elvis, Hitler and Che Guevara.

I'm going to kill <Hated celebrity> and submit the photos to celebrity morgue.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

the boys

(n.) (British) Baliffs.

I'll send the boys round if I don't get my money.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

that all you got, pansies?

Should you survive a gunshot wound/knife stabbing/drive by/ getting hit by a car and still be standing, this phrase should be said, followed by a smirk. It is garuanteed to cause a massive drop in your attackers' morale, and they may even turn tail and run.

Eat my AK, gumbastard!



*one ak shot hits coat and goes through*


that all you got, pansies?


Shit, i wasted the entire clip!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

365 divided by 52

If there are 52 weeks each of seven days in one year, and a year is 365 days, then surely 365 over 52 must be equal to seven, right? Wrong. Besides there actually being 365.24 days in a year (See leap year for the reason) there are 51 weeks and four days in a year (five days in a leap year).

Interesting, eh?

No, not really, you old fart.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

507

(n.) A 1950's BMW, bettered by the E-type. Similar to the Z8

Elvis had a 507, but Sinatra had an E-type!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

crack your ass

To ream the person to which you speak.

I'm gonna whoop out the daddy dick and crack your ass!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004