Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

DaimlerChrysler 

^What James said^

Nothing to do with Daimler (Of DS420 and dart fame). They're owned by Jaguar.

DaimlerChrysler by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

zanzibar 

Island country off the east coast of southern Africa that later joined with tanzania. Often used for comparisons to things that the speakers know little about. This is possibly because no-one seems to know where the fuck this island is.

Tell me what's your favourite dish?

I'm not gonna cook It but I'll order it from zanzibar!


--Tenacious D, Fuck her gently.

zanzibar by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

Comes with the territory 

Something that is unpleasant, yet unescapeable while performing the task.

Why do people hate the police?


Comes with the territory.

Comes with the territory by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

IDST 

"If destroyed still true"


Added to the end of wriiten insults (most likely graffiti) to say that even if it is removed, then the fact remains that the insult is true. Usually based around truth.

PSYCHO BITCH IS MY PERSONAL BITCH IDST


Well, you know it's true!

IDST by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

paris hilton video 

The latest internet fad. Consists of various scenes from different recorded sex sessions involving heiress Paris Hilton. In the style of pammy and tommy video, the stream is actually a mishmash of varied occurences passed off as one. It was in the possession of her ex until he lent it to a friend who sold it on the net.

Have you seen it? If so, you really need a life.

paris hilton video by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

internet fad 

Any fad that starts off on the internet and recieves minor, temporary interest from the tabloid press. Such examples are the paris hilton video, all your base are belong to us, back orifice, child pornography, paedophilia/pedophilia, 14 year old hackers taking down the national grid or stealing money from credit cards etc.

Due to the fact that most regular internet users are jack-off morons with a lust for gratuitous sex/gratuitous violence or other gratuitous shit, internet fads tend to be very ghey.

internet fad by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

spoken for 

One who is in a relationship with another, often means married.

"Sorry ladies, I'm spoken for"

spoken for by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004