Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

The_great_omega

Omega ur a fag

Fuck off, you dumb 12 year old.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

Prang

(v.) To badly damage. Usually in reference a forceful car crash, often resulting in a write off.

I pranged your car.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

wuthering heights

One of many incoherant and very weird Kate Bush Songs. Based on the book.

Heathcliff! It's me, i'm Cathy come home..
I'm so co-o-o-old, let me in-a-your window

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

evening of his life

Someone in old age.

We wouldn't want to see him made redundant in the evening of his life.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

favours

(n.) favourable acts. Done for the favour of a certain party.

(proper noun) blowjobs.

Psycho bitch owes me a few favours. sucky sucky!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

open for business

(n.) One within the age of coquetry and over the age of legal sexual consent. Between jailbait and being too old too fuck. Particularly used to descibe easy young ladies.

Lindsey has been open for business for quite a while, haven't you been sucked dry yet?

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

terra firma

(n.) Firm ground. Not flooded.

It's good to get my feet on terra firma again after being at sea for three months.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004