Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus
trekkie
(n.) An avid fan of star trek. Can usually name all the cast, including cameos and what number episode they appeared. Hates the next generation and other 90's spinoffs.
The stereotypical trekkie is a nerd who uses the internet way too much, and has never had a girlfriend, or any other huamn contact asides from his mother and other trekkies.
trekkie by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
gynotikolobomassophilia
He experiences premature ejaculation unless she covers her ears because he is a gynotikolobomassophiliac
gynotikolobomassophilia by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004
lunchbox
The act of a man covering his genitals with his hands, while asking people to "guess what's in my lunchbox" before putting peer pressure on the person stupid enough to answer correctly (penis, genitals, dick etc.) to force them to give him oral sex.
He walked around the party, stark bollock naked, playing lunchbox on all the women. The person who guessed was actually an eight year old girl who he demanded should pay him lip service
lunchbox by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004
stark bollock naked
I was getting changed in a tent when I saw Matthew's silhouette walk by, about to come in. I shouted out "Don't come in, i'm stark bollock naked", at which point he laughed, but took as lokk anyway, so I mooned him. He seemed strangely turned by 'the goods', and laughed again.
The moral of the story is that Matt Dunne is gay.
The moral of the story is that Matt Dunne is gay.
stark bollock naked by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004
Hoplophiliac
Hoplophiliac by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004
scum
(n.) An excellent piece of cinema from the late seventies showing some of the events that would happen in a borstal (prison for young offenders in the UK). I watched it in a religious education lesson when I was 14 or 15, and have seen it dozens of times since. It preaches racial harmony, good sportsmanship (see murderball) and the importance of a tool.
scum by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004