Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

script kiddie clique

A collection fo script kiddies who enjoy talking about how cool they are and act in a forced state of casualness (regarding computer related crap,about which no-one cares anyway) in an attempt to sound like real hackers. See SEPHlROTH

Seffy is in a script kiddie clique.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

her ass is a spaceship I want to ride

I want to bugger her.

See buttseckz

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

3-series

BMW's most popular line of cars, outselling all others put toghether.

...and I want an 8-series....

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Pretty vacant

One who is absent minded

Also a sex pistols song.

We're pre-tty,


Pretty va-cant.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

do you want a medal for that?

(Sarcastic idiom) When a grunt, that is, someone lower or equal to your standing, loudly expells massive braggadocio about a rudimentary action they have taken and succeeded in (or an action that the party using this idiom wishes to denounce as simple and childish), this phrase is brought out to denounce thier "crowning achievement".

A: I can run a mile in 5 minutes, swim the english channel, run accross africa in six weeks, bench 300 lbs, shoot a squirrels' eye from a half a mile, KO a bull in one punch and...

B: So what? You're a fag, do you want a medal for that too?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

jab

A vaccination, or a straight punch. Direct and to the point. Concise.

"Remember those flu jabs we got as kids?"

"After he told me the truth I jabbed him in the face with my left."

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

sorriest

The most sorry example on show.

The vette is the sorriest excuse for a sports car here.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004