Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
Get the square jawedmug. (n.) In dictatorial countries, secret police were used to maintain order and arrest political opponents. They were given all power to be brutal and kill anyone who disobeyed them.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
Get the secret policemug. In military history, a nutcracker is where two nations, either side of a strong one attack on both fronts, making it near impossible for the cracker'd country to win. This was how world war II was won, when the soviet union attacked Germany, eventually pushing it inwards. The best defence against this is to merely use a small battalion of guerilla-styled troops to bombard all the attack points of the weaker and less enthusiastic enemy with long range weaponry, while taking the main army to the main enemy. The weaker enemy will just camp up while the stronger enemy, disheartened to hear the nutcracker did not work, will have to go solo.
The French attempted to nutcracker the English and Welsh by means of alliance with Scotland. When the countries united in 1705, the new United Kingdom was an almost invincible force on home territory.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
Get the nutcrackermug. by Kung-Fu Jesus October 21, 2006
Get the beans of coolnessmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
Get the Sonic Realitymug. Rules for boxing est.1865 Modern boxing rules combine these with Jack Broughton's Boxing Rules (1743)
Marquis of Queensberry Boxing Rules Governing Contests for Endurance (1865)
1) To be a fair stand-up boxing match in a 24-foot ring, or as near that size as practicable.
2) No wrestling or hugging allowed.
3) The rounds to be of three minutes' duration, and one minute's time between rounds.
4) If either man falls through weakness or otherwise, he must get up unassisted, 10 seconds to be allowed him to do so, the other man meanwhile to return to his corner, and when the fallen man is on his legs the round is to be resumed and continued until the three minutes have expired. If one man fails to come to the scratch in the 10 seconds allowed, it shall be in the power of the referee to give his award in favour of the other man.
5) A man hanging on the ropes in a helpless state, with his toes off the ground, shall be considered down.
6) No seconds or any other person to be allowed in the ring during the rounds.
7) Should the contest be stopped by any unavoidable interference, the referee to name the time and place as soon as possible for finishing the contest; so that the match must be won and lost, unless the backers of both men agree to draw the stakes.
8) The gloves to be fair-sized boxing gloves of the best quality and new.
9) Should a glove burst, or come off, it must be replaced to the referee's satisfaction.
10) A man on one knee is considered down and if struck is entitled to the stakes.
11) No shoes or boots with springs allowed.
12) The contest in all other respects to be governed by revised rules of the London Prize Ring.
1) To be a fair stand-up boxing match in a 24-foot ring, or as near that size as practicable.
2) No wrestling or hugging allowed.
3) The rounds to be of three minutes' duration, and one minute's time between rounds.
4) If either man falls through weakness or otherwise, he must get up unassisted, 10 seconds to be allowed him to do so, the other man meanwhile to return to his corner, and when the fallen man is on his legs the round is to be resumed and continued until the three minutes have expired. If one man fails to come to the scratch in the 10 seconds allowed, it shall be in the power of the referee to give his award in favour of the other man.
5) A man hanging on the ropes in a helpless state, with his toes off the ground, shall be considered down.
6) No seconds or any other person to be allowed in the ring during the rounds.
7) Should the contest be stopped by any unavoidable interference, the referee to name the time and place as soon as possible for finishing the contest; so that the match must be won and lost, unless the backers of both men agree to draw the stakes.
8) The gloves to be fair-sized boxing gloves of the best quality and new.
9) Should a glove burst, or come off, it must be replaced to the referee's satisfaction.
10) A man on one knee is considered down and if struck is entitled to the stakes.
11) No shoes or boots with springs allowed.
12) The contest in all other respects to be governed by revised rules of the London Prize Ring.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004
Get the Marquis of Queensberry Rulesmug. (n.) An edible seed
(n.) Carazed, fanatical about (suffix)
(v.) (mainly brit) To perform a quick head-butt
(n.) (Mainly Brit) Head
(v.) slang- press
(v.) seminal fluid
(n.) Testicle
(n.) Carazed, fanatical about (suffix)
(v.) (mainly brit) To perform a quick head-butt
(n.) (Mainly Brit) Head
(v.) slang- press
(v.) seminal fluid
(n.) Testicle
A) Let's eat some nuts!
B) That guy is a gun-nut
C) I'm going to nut you if you don't tell me the answer
D) My nut is in pain
E) Nut that button on the wall for me.
F) Nut on your face
G) OW! My nuts!
B) That guy is a gun-nut
C) I'm going to nut you if you don't tell me the answer
D) My nut is in pain
E) Nut that button on the wall for me.
F) Nut on your face
G) OW! My nuts!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
Get the nutmug.