Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

ruined shit 

What you get when you leave your shit out to get ruined.

He ruined my shit!

ruined shit by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Divine right

Divine right is one of many excuses used by monarchs of Europe to retain thier positions of power. It was claimed that God himself put them there. Of course, the intellectuals of the day pointed out that monarchies are formed from the most violent band of thugs, made by man, not God.

Divine right has not been used by the British monarchy for several hundred years.

Divine right by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

beef for desert

Used to describe someone who is large and muscular.

"He's big, he's buff, he eats beef for desert"

beef for desert by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

is there a Mrs 

Followed by ther surname of the man to whom she is speaking, a woman will say this to enquire as to whether or not the man is married. The man will typically state what kind of relationship he is in. The woman will still come onto him, but will give away that she is after him, although not directly.

"Is there a a Mrs Baker?"

"No, but I do have a girlfriend of seven years"

is there a Mrs by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

ITV 

1) The main rival to the BBC.
2) The Spanish inland revenue.

1) Let's see. We've got drama, adverts, drama, movie, adverts, news, drama, adverts, end of movie, hippies, news, drama, news and lastly drama.


2) ayayaye! La policia y el iTv! Shit!

ITV by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

LWT 

London weeked television. Shown only in and around London on ITV.

LWT shows shitty programmes. BBC shows shitty programmes. Channel 4 has porn, channel 5 has a 1970's american drama series. Aren't I glad that I've got cable in my bedroom so I don't have to watch this shit ^___^

LWT by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

dawn of the dead 

A remake of a sequel or a sequel to a remake. Night of the living dead was remade in the 90's. If I'm correct OJ simpson was in it.

Hey, Ving Rhames is in it!

dawn of the dead by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004