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Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

"I agree strongly"

usually said quite snappily. When elongated, it is a sarcastic insult, it can imply "That was sooo gay".
USA guy1: Does Canada suck?

USA guy2: YEAH!

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GUY1: I just HAVE to get this b-e-a-utiful jacket!

GUY2: Yeeeeeaaaaaah!
YEAH! by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

thespark 

thespark.com


great website with cool tests and a burnmaker.
I scored 86% in the untelligence test, and got a "You're definately a man" in the gender test.
thespark by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
The present day. Started at the end of yesterday, the second it went past midnight, it became today. Today ends once it goes past midnight.

Also a song. The video for this song features Billy Corgan as an icecream man picking up a corss-dressing guitar player, and performing DIY.
"I have to get this done today"

"I shall paint my icecream van today"

"Today is
Today is
Today is
The greatest day
That I have ever known"
today by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
a) When someone was led into a relationship and merely "used" for sex.

b) a slut

c) no value, since it has no use.
"She got used"

"She is used"

"Used cigarette"
used by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

king of cuss 

Don't be so quick to call yourself the king of cuss, there are eight year olds waiting to own you.
king of cuss by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

the lights are on, but there's nobody home 

Someone who is mentally vacant. "Fit in body but sick in mind" as one may have said in an ancient Catholic will.
Q:Why does she just sit in that rocking chair all day?


A:The lights are on, but there's nobody home.

the other white meat 

Used sexually, the genitalia of a prospective sexual partner. Either vagina (pussy) or penis (snake).
Ah, the other white meat...