Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

Das Boot

German for "The Boat"


A movie showing the other side of the war, not Americans doing what the British and French were blowing up/capturing before America's entry.


Documents the life on a U-Boat.

Buy the one with subtitles (Das Boot). The English-language (The Boat) dubbing isn't great.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Strine

One who calls you cobber

1: Hop in cobber

2: Ok strine.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

don't go, stay and eat my ass

What you say to someone after they discover thier insults are not having any effect and leave.

1: And damn, your pussy is so hairy.

2: you faggot, you fantasise about that shit

1: and you don't wear a tampn either, it's so disgustingly cute

*continues for a few minutes*

2:Freak, I'm leaving now


1: don't go, stay and eat my ass!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

human spirograph

(n.) A person with a lot of stitching.

Allow me to introduce my friend, the human spirograph. 65 inches of stitching, call him razors.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

Puritain

(n.) Following the protestant revolution, some people wanted to go to lengths to separate themselves as far from Catholicism as possible. These people made thier lives boring as hell because they thought they would go to hell otherwise. See Religious zealot

The puritains sucked, and still do.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

dismemberment

The severing of the limbs.

I shall dismember your member!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

niggaz4life

1991 album by N.W.A.

It's plain to see
You can't me
Coz I'm 'a be a nigga fo' life!

by Kung-fu Jesus April 28, 2004