Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

knocked for six 

To be completely devastated. It comes from the highest scoring action in the sport of cricket:- where the ball exits the circle without leaving the ground.

I was knocked for six after my husband left me


My car was knocked for six after I rammed it into a wall.

knocked for six by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Risqué 

Sexually provacative and likely to attract controversy.

My, what a risqué piece of art!

Risqué by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

maloderant 

French for odorous, foul smelling.

Les gens Français c'est maloderant.

maloderant by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

there was a young man from china 

Chilren's song.

There was a young man from china

Who wans't a very good climber

He slipped on a rock

cut off his cock

and now he's got a vagina.

there was a young man from china by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Tyburn Jig

Tyburn was a place in England where execution-by-hanging took place. When hung high (about 30ft), the feet would start kicking resembling a dance (jig).

You shall be doing the tyburn jig.

Tyburn Jig by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

busy with the frog 

One studious of French Language and/or culture.

Busy with the frogs, eh?

busy with the frog by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

safehouse 

A property, seemingly normal, that is actually owned by a large corporation or goverment. It is used to house people "under fire" until the heat goes away.

"I need to get to a safehouse"

safehouse by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004