Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

my spider sense is tingling

What is said sarcasticly when a slow-witted somebody discovers that things are not as they appear long after everyone else has assumed it. Derived spiderman

This car is still making a rattling sound, are you sure you fixed it?

My spider sense is tingling.

my spider sense is tingling by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

electrical interweb

The internet

You are using the electrical interweb

electrical interweb by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

rampant rabbit 

The world's best selling vibrator.

It's a wonderful toy for a girl or a boy, everyone loves a rampant rabbit!



That's right, boys too!

rampant rabbit by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

credit card 

a) A plastic card that allows you credit from a large company to buy things. This is to given back at the end of each month. Unfortunately, failure to pay results in interest.

b) A piece of hose and a bucket. Those hose is slipped into the fuel tank of a vehicle, and someone sucks out the fuel into the bucket. It is so-called because it is a way of "paying for fuel". A credit card or cash is needed to buy fuel, and here a "credit card" is the method.

a) cut up your credit cards and lock up your daughters.


b) here's a "credit card", but some fuel from the owner of that Ford.

credit card by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

x marks the spot 

What is said upon finding your target has been marked out. Derived from an X on pirate treasure maps. The phrase was put into common usage by the British army, who performed executions by marking a piece of paper with a black x and positioning it on the heart of someone sentenced to death.


The acting officer would say "X marks the spot" and the firing squad would shoot the x.

X marks the spot, so let's go and dig up treasure.

x marks the spot by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

budget deficit 

When the governing body of any type of business of government has less money than is needed by a rather substantial amount.

We have a budget deficit. Oh arse biscuits.

budget deficit by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Rei Uni 

The United Kingdom, as pronounced and spelled in France.

Nord D'Irland et Gran Bretagne s'appele "Rei Uni"

Rei Uni by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004