by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
Island country off the east coast of southern Africa that later joined with tanzania. Often used for comparisons to things that the speakers know little about. This is possibly because no-one seems to know where the fuck this island is.
Tell me what's your favourite dish?
I'm not gonna cook It but I'll order it from zanzibar!
--Tenacious D, Fuck her gently.
I'm not gonna cook It but I'll order it from zanzibar!
--Tenacious D, Fuck her gently.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
(Idiom) What is natural to humans. These traits are considered to be bad by society in general.
(n.) A madonna song with lyrics that pretty much sum up how to sell records without a huge deal of talent.
(n.) A madonna song with lyrics that pretty much sum up how to sell records without a huge deal of talent.
Human nature; Stealing, lying (Considered to be bad, but is a rather useful trait if done well), hating, jealousy, greed etc.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 06, 2004
(v.) Playing the race card, legal gray areas and loopholes to escape conviction for a crime that you obviously commited.
(v.) Trying to contact the legal team that defended OJ simpson of killing Nicole.
(v.) Trying to contact the legal team that defended OJ simpson of killing Nicole.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004
Notice how discovery channel programming jumps from North Africa in 1942 straight to D-Day, in 1944. Probably because nothing really happened, and Italy isn't a real country anyway.
Skim past 1943 and let's talk a little about monte cassino.
Skim past 1943 and let's talk a little about monte cassino.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 20, 2004
When riding a horse or motorcycle, hold onto the handles/horse's ears and kick your legs back to resume a horizontal pose with arms in front and legs behind. Keep this up until you hit your neck on a tree branch and become paralysed. After doing this, pretend to care for fellow cripples.
This has been mastered by Christopher Reeve, the actor who played superman in the movies.
This has been mastered by Christopher Reeve, the actor who played superman in the movies.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
Formed by David Sterling to aid montgomery in North Africa in WWII, the SAS was a team of five officers and sixty men who were all drawn from the commando units. They were put through gruelling training. Early failures were overlooked in the light of successful tactics and destructive capability shown later in the war.
When one member was captured, he escaped, and walked 200 miles in eight days of blistering desert heat with no more than a map, compass and a pair of shorts to rejoin his comrades.
When one member was captured, he escaped, and walked 200 miles in eight days of blistering desert heat with no more than a map, compass and a pair of shorts to rejoin his comrades.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004