Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

store robbery gun 

(v.) to stick one's hand in one's pocket, with the finger pointing towards a store owner, resembling a gun.

He tried the store robbery gun in the 7-11 but forgot to put his hand in his pocket, so he just tried a grab n run

store robbery gun by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

cast iron cow shit 

(n.) slang for the frozen mud surrounding any vehicle parked on muddy areas and left to freeze in over winter.

It's stuck in this cast iron cow shit.

cast iron cow shit by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

Bucky O'Hare 

One of the better kids' shows that appeared in the early ninties. Not as good as thundercats, masters of the universe or transformers. About average to teenage mutant ninja turtles, and far superior to power rangers

The toads got beat.

Bucky O'Hare by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

o'er 

In ye Olde English times, ye medievel realms an ti Lord control o'er serfs.

The cow jumped o'er the moon.

o'er by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

morgan-de-toi 

Clothing brand adored by wannabe-eurotrash. Shitty. Favourite bags of 14-year old girls, after Louis Vuitton.

Ooh-la-la. This is shit.

morgan-de-toi by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

XR3i 

A faster version of the Ford Escort.

Woohoo, XR3i!

XR3i by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

fiesta 

A small, crappy car manufactured by Ford.

I wipe my buttocks on your fiesta.

fiesta by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004