nose sex

(v.) Sticking ones' penis up a nostril. Usually a failed attempt at giving oneself a blowjob.

Nose sex leaves an unpleasant smell.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 27, 2004

Flagship

(n.) The flagship of a fleet is usually the best-equipped, and most famous. The orders all come from there.

Taking out the flagship decreases morale greatly.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004

DeLorean

A car capable of taking itelf back to the future.

Wheeee! DeLorean!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

bare knucle fighting

No eye gouges, no nut-cracking, no gloves. Where all the former school-bullies take eachother on in a game of human cockfighting.

Gumba shall enter some bare knuckle fighting competitions.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

a slap in the face

(n.) A situation where a mighty powers' will has been denied.

Germanys' re-armament was a slap in the face for the Treaty of Versaille members, although they chose to do nothing about it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

off the pace

(adj.) Behind the leader

You are ten seconds off the pace, hurry up!

by kung-fu jesus August 20, 2004

at best

When describing in a negative light, is followed by a negative description.

At best, your car has steerling trouble.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004