Definitions by Kung Of The Duckheads

Rohje

Rohje (pronounced roaj) is the single syllable word used by members of the Boy Cunt Crew when, due to the extreme complexity of a two syllable word, they are trying to say Rojone.

I've got a Rohje, I've got a Rohje.

Rohje by Kung Of The Duckheads December 14, 2020

BCCecue 

A BCCecue is an event that the Boy Cunt Crew attend to consume freezer burnt sausages, out of date condiments and plan their next round of bad behavior. They participate in a series of games in honour of the Jaytard. The favoured game is the EmuBob, where the honour of presenting a bag of bumpers to the Jaytard is keenly contested.

Are you going to the BCCecue? I hear that the Queentard is making desserts.

Will the BCCecue be called off because of the rain? It should be because all the bumpers will be wet.

BCCecue by Kung Of The Duckheads December 14, 2020

EmuBob 

An EmuBob is game played in honour of a Jaytard. The participants pair off and tie one of their legs to each other to simulate a 3 legged creature. They then parade around, making bobbing motions, similar to an emu or ostrich bobbing to pick up food. The aim of the game is to collect as many bumpers as possible in the allotted time. The winner gets to present all of the collected bumpers to the Jaytard as a mark of respect.

Will the EmuBob be called off because of the rain? It should be because all the bumpers will be wet.

EmuBob by Kung Of The Duckheads December 7, 2020

BCCecue 

A BCCecue is a regular gathering of the Boy Cunt Crew where the consumption of freezer burnt sausages, condiments that have passed their use by dates and home made deserts that have a distinct odour of unwashed vagina on a 40 degree day. During the consumption, plans for the next round of bad behavior by the group are put in place. After the consumption, the group do an Emu Bob where all the Bumpers are collected and passed to the Jaytard.

Are you going to the BCCecue?

I'm not going the the BCCecue because they are all plastic.

BCCecue by Kung Of The Duckheads November 28, 2020

Cuntnesia

Cuntnesia is the act of forgetting the cunt like actions you have performed in the past. People suffering from cuntnesia actually believe that they have never done anything wrong in the past and that those who remember their bad behaviour are the ones with problems. Cuntnesia, if left untreated, can lead to the formation of cult like groups that gather near water, hide under bridges, and consume freezer burnt sausages.

Do you think they remember when they were acting like cunts? No, they all have cuntnesia.

Cuntnesia by Kung Of The Duckheads May 8, 2020

Cuntyology 

Is the study of the behavioural patterns and reproductive methods of theUncle Cunty. Mini Uncle Cunties have begun to spread throughout society and there is a need to find a biological method of culling before they become a scourge similar to that of the Cane Toad.

What are you doing at university? I am doing a Bachelor of Science, majoring in Cuntyology.
If I do well in my Cuntyology course I may be able to rid the world of Uncle Cunties

Cuntyology by Kung Of The Duckheads April 24, 2020

Cuntifact 

A cuntifact is a lie, told with such detail so as to try and convince the teller that it is the truth.

Where did you hear that? It sounds like a cuntifact.

If you heard it from a Queentard, it then it must be a cuntifact.

Cuntifact by Kung Of The Duckheads December 28, 2019