Kung Fu Jimmy's definitions

Crackima

Harmony Chapman's home town

Harmony loves her Crackima home.

by Kung Fu Jimmy May 6, 2012

Monsplaining

The explanation or of something by a Rastafarian, typically to a non-Rastafarian, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

Lionel Joseph told me all about the 12 Tribes of Israel like I'm a fucking idiot, I hate monsplaining.

by Kung Fu Jimmy October 2, 2021

Boom Boom Beans

Urban slang for Viagra or any variety of erectile dysfunction/enhancement pills.

Hey, my girl is gonna be here in 15 minutes, anybody got any boom boom beans?

by Kung Fu Jimmy July 15, 2023

Sheryl-Crowsis

Cancer from drinking out of plastic water bottles you left in your car.

She drank from too many old water bottles she left under her seat and now she has Sheryl-Crowsis.

by Kung Fu Jimmy October 12, 2017

SICU

Realistic internet abbreviation for sitting in chair unimpressed. When users type LOL, ROFL and LMFAO they are more often than not just SICU.

My boss commented ROLFcopter on a co-worker's Instagram post. But when I looked over he was just SICU

by Kung Fu Jimmy March 2, 2020

Eunuchtard

Dancer's garment so tight it restricts blood flow to the genitals

Rick is unable to sire children after his performance in the eunuchtard.

by Kung Fu Jimmy April 24, 2022