Kum-Twat's definitions

Kumtwat

A very juicy cross between a kumquat and a pussy.

Frank: How'd last night go?

Ben: Pretty damn good, I was eating out Erica's pussy, and that shit was like a kumtwat, there was juice E-V-E-R-Y-W-H-E-R-E!

by Kum-Twat August 29, 2011

Goodwill

The act of Goodwill is stepping up and beyond the call of duty, by letting the hooker keep both the change and your sperm on a cold winter's day.

Man: You know what. You an ugly bitch and you look cold. Tell you what, you can keep the change and the baby gravy.
Hooker: Thanks mang, Goodwill is always appreciated!

by Kum-Twat October 2, 2013

Brown Wedgie

When someone pulls your underwear so deep into your ass crack it leaves stains.

Man... Tyler is such a bully! He gave me a brown wedgie so I had to get new underwear before lunch

by Kum-Twat October 1, 2013

Kent State

A college in Ohio, where people often say their slogan is "Kent Read! Kent Write! Kent State!" Not exactly the bee's knees.

High School Senior Girl: OMG!!!! I got into Kent State... I GOT INTO KENT STATE!!!! AHHH!
Everybody Else: Holy shit! Who gives a fuck, your mother got in... if that tells you anything.

by Kum-Twat October 2, 2013

Chicken Skeezer Salad

A mega whore, who is far beyond being simply called skeezer.

"Damn! Dat' bitch a nasty slut!"

"Yeah, That hoebag is like.. like... a chicken skeezer salad."

by Kum-Twat July 31, 2012

Tapeworm

That really fucked up poop that it is long, thin, and curvy. It looks like a damn tapeworm.

Today I thought I shit a tapeworm, but then I realized it was just my crap.

by Kum-Twat October 1, 2013

Pain Pills

Bitch mints, pills for pusses.

{Gym}

Jim: Hey Frank, I hurt my back, do you happen to have any pain pills?

Frank: No, Jim, I don't carry bitch mints, but that scrawny looking Jew might have some. {Deep, mustached laugh}

Jew: D:

by Kum-Twat October 1, 2013