Hooker Pile

Everyman's dreams. A pile of bitches!!!

John: Here about Mike?
Bob: No, what happened?
John: We will never see him again, his dream came true, he has found "The Hooker Pile"!!!!
...
Bob: I miss Mike.

by Kum-Twat October 01, 2013

Chicken Skeezer Salad

A mega whore, who is far beyond being simply called skeezer.

"Damn! Dat' bitch a nasty slut!"

"Yeah, That hoebag is like.. like... a chicken skeezer salad."

by Kum-Twat March 15, 2012

Kent State

A college in Ohio, where people often say their slogan is "Kent Read! Kent Write! Kent State!" Not exactly the bee's knees.

High School Senior Girl: OMG!!!! I got into Kent State... I GOT INTO KENT STATE!!!! AHHH!
Everybody Else: Holy shit! Who gives a fuck, your mother got in... if that tells you anything.

by Kum-Twat October 03, 2013

Tapeworm

That really fucked up poop that it is long, thin, and curvy. It looks like a damn tapeworm.

Today I thought I shit a tapeworm, but then I realized it was just my crap.

by Kum-Twat October 02, 2013

Disposable

A girl who you bang once, and move on to the next.

Yeah, that chick from the club was like a dollar store razor. Disposable. Tomorrow I'll just get her sister.

by Kum-Twat November 08, 2013

Pain Pills

Bitch mints, pills for pusses.

{Gym}

Jim: Hey Frank, I hurt my back, do you happen to have any pain pills?

Frank: No, Jim, I don't carry bitch mints, but that scrawny looking Jew might have some. {Deep, mustached laugh}

Jew: D:

by Kum-Twat October 02, 2013

Kumtwat

A very juicy cross between a kumquat and a pussy.

Frank: How'd last night go?

Ben: Pretty damn good, I was eating out Erica's pussy, and that shit was like a kumtwat, there was juice E-V-E-R-Y-W-H-E-R-E!

by Kum-Twat August 26, 2011