Tapeworm

That really fucked up poop that it is long, thin, and curvy. It looks like a damn tapeworm.

Today I thought I shit a tapeworm, but then I realized it was just my crap.

by Kum-Twat October 01, 2013

Goodwill

The act of Goodwill is stepping up and beyond the call of duty, by letting the hooker keep both the change and your sperm on a cold winter's day.

Man: You know what. You an ugly bitch and you look cold. Tell you what, you can keep the change and the baby gravy.
Hooker: Thanks mang, Goodwill is always appreciated!

by Kum-Twat October 02, 2013

Brown Wedgie

When someone pulls your underwear so deep into your ass crack it leaves stains.

Man... Tyler is such a bully! He gave me a brown wedgie so I had to get new underwear before lunch

by Kum-Twat October 01, 2013

Hot Clam Basket

A vagina that has recently been filled with sperm. The relationship to a "Hot Clam Basket" is simple, the vagina can be called a clam and the "Hot" part comes from the jiz, which is warm. Obviously.

I was having sex with this girl, and upon the moment I came, I turned her pussy into a "Hot Clam Basket".

by Kum-Twat August 28, 2011

Hooker Pile

Everyman's dreams. A pile of bitches!!!

John: Here about Mike?
Bob: No, what happened?
John: We will never see him again, his dream came true, he has found "The Hooker Pile"!!!!
...
Bob: I miss Mike.

by Kum-Twat October 01, 2013

Pain Pills

Bitch mints, pills for pusses.

{Gym}

Jim: Hey Frank, I hurt my back, do you happen to have any pain pills?

Frank: No, Jim, I don't carry bitch mints, but that scrawny looking Jew might have some. {Deep, mustached laugh}

Jew: D:

by Kum-Twat October 01, 2013

Beatin It

Every males favorite hobby.

Gah! Noah needs a girlfriend! He is always beatin it! He is gonna get chafed!

by Kum-Twat October 02, 2013