Kuehlstein's definitions

do your shitin at home

You are walking in to your college bathroom in the morning and you see someone's feet in the stall. My friend yells "do your shitin at home#

Do your shitin at home.

by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018

Note to self

A thought in the john.

Note to self blow nose first.

by Kuehlstein April 23, 2018

drunk gauge

Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home

My drunk gauge worked.

by Kuehlstein December 26, 2017

hand to mouth disease

Another nickname for obesity.

I have a case of hand to mouth disease and am fat.

by Kuehlstein May 30, 2018

glorified taxi driver

A another name for airline pilots but not offensive.

Hey airline companies how many glorified taxi drivers do you employ.

by Kuehlstein December 2, 2017

Wrong island

Some islander who has a Bob Marley tatoo.

Wrong island.

by Kuehlstein January 4, 2018

Scholarman

You are a scholar and a gentleman.

You are drunk and you say scholarman instead.

by Kuehlstein January 2, 2018