Definitions by Kuehlstein

Three eleven 

Your friend is going to a concert and he calls it three one one.

It is three eleven silly not three one one.

Three eleven by Kuehlstein February 18, 2018

vessel maintenance 

Nickname for working out at a gym.

I do vessel maintenance 5 times a week

vessel maintenance by Kuehlstein February 16, 2018

Five five five one two one two 

Your friend is in the hospital. Your other friend wants to call. You prank him by giving the area code and 555-1212. He calls the number not knowning it was information and asks the operator to speak to him. She says city your calling again and he asks for his full name again.

He calls me back and i start laughing before speaking a word. And that is my five five five one two one two story

Five five five one two one two by Kuehlstein February 14, 2018

Advertising 

Another name for having your barn door open

Sorry my fly was open i was just advertising.

Advertising by Kuehlstein February 9, 2018

Gzzzzz 

To poke someone in the ribs when he is at your poker table with an automatic shuffler that got jamed. When his hand is way down into the machine poke him and say gzzzzz.

I scared the heck out of a poker player with gzzzzz.

Gzzzzz by Kuehlstein January 31, 2018

Want some more

You are hungry. Want some more food.

And you say want some more what besides food as a joke.

Want some more by Kuehlstein January 30, 2018

Psssss 

To scare someone with a sound.

Repairman drilling into water wall. You say psssss like a water leak.

Psssss by Kuehlstein January 29, 2018