Kuehlstein's definitions

Nomm nomm disease

Another nickname for obesity.

I have a bad case of nomm nomm disease and am overweight.

by Kuehlstein May 30, 2018

Posture

A women walks by and i look back

I was checking your posture maam.

by Kuehlstein January 4, 2018

Condition of household

Look at anxiety in family pet

Condition of household look at pets.

by Kuehlstein January 23, 2018

Votive candle

Your wife buys votive candle for a votive candle holder and buys the wrong size.. too big to fit thru the opening. You say give me that thing and i will make it work. She says i will give you one million dollars if you make it fit. So i take the candle out of the tin. Bend tin and place it into the holder. Then i take candle and shove it thru shaving a little off the sides. Reassemble candle into tin hand it to her and ask for that million.

That is my votive candle definition and story.

by Kuehlstein March 4, 2018

Bullshit 9 ball game

New rules for 9 ball.

New additional rules for 9 ball..

* winning with ball in hand.

-* making a high quality shot you made 50%

** making 9 ball with que ball not on intention

-** making a higher quality shot you made 15%

*** making 9 ball with double kiss

-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball

****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not on intention

-**** making a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball

***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not on intention

-***** making a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.

This is my bullshit 9 ball game rules. Have fun with them.

by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018

Want some more

You are hungry. Want some more food.

And you say want some more what besides food as a joke.

by Kuehlstein January 30, 2018

synchronicity of a household

Play music super loud in your house and shake and rattle the studs.

I have synchronicity of a household.

by Kuehlstein January 24, 2018