Target

You are lying around with your girlfriend most of the day and decide to run to Target. She goes and puts on a little makeup before going. I say why are you putting that on for those Target beoyitches? She thinks for a moment and agreed with me.

That's my target story.

by Kuehlstein May 08, 2018

Gzzzzz

To poke someone in the ribs when he is at your poker table with an automatic shuffler that got jamed. When his hand is way down into the machine poke him and say gzzzzz.

I scared the heck out of a poker player with gzzzzz.

by Kuehlstein January 31, 2018

Pan down

Talking to tv cameraman to move the lense down on a pretty lady on tv.

Pan down brother

by Kuehlstein December 27, 2017

Gait

To watch a women's gait as she walks by.

Nice gait lady

by Kuehlstein January 24, 2018

Grave

You sleep with a friends wife and she says take it to the grave.

Take to the grave

by Kuehlstein February 05, 2018

decompression

To relax in hot tub after work.

I need to get some decompression in my spa.

by Kuehlstein January 03, 2018

Token

I need a new friend and i said token.

My new friend is token.

by Kuehlstein February 23, 2018