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no man's land

In WWI, the 100 yards or so between the trenches of each side was littered with dead bodies. Anyone who enterd here would stand a high chance of getting shot by either side.
No man's land was an area where people were sure to get shot to death.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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GRR

Acronym:


Great
Rock
Revolutoin


The GRR is supposedly a grou of bands that will wash away all the nu-metal crap with 70's style rock. I don't see it happening myself, unfortunately.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
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de facto

(adj.) Exerting strength without official obligation.
English is the de facto language of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, but gaelic languages are used in many parts. This is so those "not frum rownd ere are ya?" don't know when people are going to rape a sheep. See welsh or wales
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
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BC

"Before Christ"


All that happened more that 2004 years ago, at time of writing, is considered BC. The date system comes from the spread of christianity and the desire to use the birth of Christ as the standard starting point for years. Anything happening after 1BC is refered to as AD (Anno Domini).


However, the monks that tried to work when the birth of christ was did so over 1000 years ago, and were missing some documents. These documents were discovered in the 20th century, and 'twas found the birth of christ to be four years before the dating system.
Jesus would now be 2008 years old according to the bc-ad dating system
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004
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come get some

A challenge to fight, not quite a call to war.
Come get some, my fo fo is itching to make love to your body.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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gratuitous sex scene

In a movie or videogame, a gratuitous sex scene is one there simply for the sake of being there, in a vain attempt to make the rest of the movie or game look cooler.
The "gratuitous sex scene" in wayne's world never actually contained any sex. It just said gratuitous sex scene at the bottom and Mike Myers giving a thumbs up (her vagina)
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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x marks the spot

What is said upon finding your target has been marked out. Derived from an X on pirate treasure maps. The phrase was put into common usage by the British army, who performed executions by marking a piece of paper with a black x and positioning it on the heart of someone sentenced to death.


The acting officer would say "X marks the spot" and the firing squad would shoot the x.
X marks the spot, so let's go and dig up treasure.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the x marks the spotmug.

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