KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

bombastic optimism

(n.) An unbelievable self confidence and sense of self-worth.

Churchill gave the British people bombastic optimism in the face of the nazis, which allowed them to ignore Lord Halifax, and continue survive the bombing raids of WWII.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

the weakest link

Popular television gameshow origianally shown on the BBC and presented by Anne Robinson. Later shown in many other countries. It was made popular not by the contestants voting eachother off to land just one with the money, but also that instead of being cheery, the presenter kept a stern face and questioned the intelligence of the contestants.


When they were voted off one-by-one, she would say "You are the weakest link, Good-bye."

"A chain is only as strong as its weakest link, and that seems to be you.."

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

a hearty "fuck you"

Smug insult. It shows that the author/speaker is not worried by his opponents.

And gumba gave a hearty "fuck you" to his haters.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

O'clock

a) The hour on a 12 hour clock.

b) The position of something to you, 12 O'clock being straight ahead, six being behind, 3 O'Clock 90 degrees clockwise and 9 being 90 degrees anti-clockwise.

The time is 9 O'clock (well, 21:29) and having found no good tv, I turned on the PC and defined this word and a half.



Charlie at five o'clock sir!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

yous my bitch

Lazier way of pronouncing "You're my bitch". Usually said after seeing your bitch with another.

Upon seeing his daughter leave porno dave's kinky pornzine soho buttfuck shop, psycho bitch's father reminded her who's dick she sucked first by saying "Yous Mah Beeyatch!"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

golf course

a) the playing area for the sport of golf

b) To riddle (n.) with so many wounds that one could play golf on thier body.

"I was at the golf course"

"I golf coursed him"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

austropudlia

Apparantly, a communist superstate. A mix of austrian and liverpudlian. More info at austropudlia.cjb.net

austropudlia is owned by pimp michael

by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004