KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

use

A retarded way of refering to a group. Supposedly the plural of "you".

use 2 cum ova her! I fund sumfin!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

a/c

Shorthand for account

Capital account - cptl a/c

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

give x a new meaning

To give an activity a new meaning is to do something that resembles it vaguely, that is disrespectful, and quite likely painful to the party to which it is addressed.

You better do the cooking or I'll give cock stew a new meaning.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

something out of nothing

To over-react to a minor annoyance. Typically a trait of liberals and feminazi's

Did you just think "Wait, liberals ARE feminazis!"?


If so, you are welcomed, my fellow conservative.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

poor

See liberal, communist or pinko

I hate poor people because there are so many lefties there. They suck at politics and business, so libs should all fuck off. So says I, teh goatse bob.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

Red coat

(n.) A British soldier. Memoir of the days when red coats were worn. This practise was ended during the Boer war, and was stamped out completely when Germany stopped world war one being a gentlemans' war

Look at the red coats!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

nutcracker

In military history, a nutcracker is where two nations, either side of a strong one attack on both fronts, making it near impossible for the cracker'd country to win. This was how world war II was won, when the soviet union attacked Germany, eventually pushing it inwards. The best defence against this is to merely use a small battalion of guerilla-styled troops to bombard all the attack points of the weaker and less enthusiastic enemy with long range weaponry, while taking the main army to the main enemy. The weaker enemy will just camp up while the stronger enemy, disheartened to hear the nutcracker did not work, will have to go solo.

The French attempted to nutcracker the English and Welsh by means of alliance with Scotland. When the countries united in 1705, the new United Kingdom was an almost invincible force on home territory.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004