KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

elephant gun

(n.) a large rifle, similar to a shotgun, that fires heavy slugs designed to bring down an elephant in two shots.


(n.) A wart (or similar infection) on the hand that fires puss when squeed.

The amount of damage that shotgun did was consistant to an elephant gun


He has an elephant gun.

by Kung-Fu jesus May 6, 2004

gratuitous violence

Gratuitous violence is violence for the sake of being violent. Usually assocciated with low budget movies and cult videogames. Given without need, often unrealistic.

Grand Theft Auto had a Gratuitous violence bonus.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

slag off

To verbally attack, using disparaging terms.

He.was.slag.ging.me.off.in.the.bar.so.I.beat.him.and.fucked.his.bitch.har.har.har.


YEAH YEAH YEAH

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

weant

How retards write "we are not", which devolved into "we ain't", which further devolved in weant.

You have one new text message


Weant 2 cum 2 cinma wit u coz u is g4y.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

McDoogle's Top 20 Movies

...suck. McDoogle likes some really corny unfunny comedies.

The Breakfast club sucked balls.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

beef for desert

Used to describe someone who is large and muscular.

"He's big, he's buff, he eats beef for desert"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

memo

(n.) Contraction for memorandum

There is a memo on my desk.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004