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voodoo

A word that can be thrown into any sentance to temporarily confuse the audience.
So I was talking to this guy and *notices audience is getting bored* yea, fuck, nobody voodoo like you do.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004
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fake the funk

(v.) To act with a false ethos surrounding oneself in an attempt to win respect from a certain influential party.


Antonym: Keep it real
I strongly suspect butt licka to be a white boy fakin the funk.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
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water off a duck's back

An insult that rolls off you like water off a duck's back is one that is ignored.
Sometimes you need to let things roll off you like water off a ducks back.

I read some of your posts and, to be honest with you, it seems like you kind of go out of your way to invite a confrontation just so you can convince yourself that you have a leg to stand on.

So far I do not see your name being assigned as mod and I found your posts to be difficult to read as there is a lack of cohesion to your messages.

Secondly, if you do not want people spamming then you would be well advised to follow your own advice and stop making numerous off topic posts.

Look, I get a bit miffed too when people respond in the manner this "Hog" guy did but at the same time sometimes you just have to view people like him as you would an ill behaved 2 year old.

But..it would be to your benefit as well as others if you do not purposely invite confrontations like that. It is called a "set up" and is almost at the bottom of the ethics scale.

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Black Waltz #6™
Black Waltz #6 Apr 20, 2004



NOTE: Butt-waltz is still a faggot.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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fooling around

Making an idiot of oneself. Acting immaturely.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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bugger me

An expression of surprise and partial disbelief. Not to be taken literally. Also used as a challenge.
Well bugger me if you'll be getting an example!
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
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Psychosomatic

adj. poor state of mind affecting the body. A great word to throw into songs.
Breathe with me

Breathe the pressure
Come play my game I'll test ya'
Psychosomatic addict insane!
Breathe the pressure
Come play my game I'll test ya'
Psycho...somatic addict insane!

Come play my game
Inhale, inhale, you're the victim!
Come play my game
Exhale, exhale, exhale!

REPEAT CHORUS

Come Breathe with me
Breathe with me

REPEAT CHORUS

Breathe with me

REPEAT CHORUS
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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your kids

When someone is too old to be insulted by "yo mama", simply give them "yo kids". This sends people into a towering rage, especially, if you happen to be sleeping with thier daughter.
Girlfriend's dad: I'm gonna ream yo ass!

Gumba: Your daughter! Last Tuesday when she was supposed to be shopping!

GFD: AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH! DIIIEE!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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