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head turner

Something which attracts a great deal of attention. Will be over-whelmed by head givers.
My car is a head turner, and it causes chix0r to come and blow me while sitting in it.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
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say say say

(idiom) When someone is making far too many unfounded statements far too quickly for the accused party to deny them, they are "say say saying", as per the duet by Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson (1988) in which it shows that the speech is so pointless that no-one, least of all the data subject really cares anymore.
Say, say, say what you want (but don't play games with my affection)
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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petit morte

let's die a little with multiple petit mortes
by Kung-fu Jesus July 31, 2004
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powder up

(v.) In a mock to kiddie show catchphrase "power up", this word indicates usage of powder
It's friday night.It's powder up night!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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GT40

(n.) Ford's greatest triumph. After the failed purchase of Ferrari, Ford decided to punish them by beating them on the track. Realising that thier early car could not get anywhere near the Ferrari (It was "convertable yellow saab"), Ford allowed themselves ten times the budget of Ferrari, and sent the car to Britain, where it was worked on. The last bugs that needed ironing were finished in the US, but the car, despite successfully beating the 250 GTO, is worth much less because of poor quality. When used conventionally, the Ford fares more like a road car souped the fuck up. All in all, a fast, but shoddy car. But then, it is a ford....
I wouldn't mind a GT40.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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complete arsehole

(v.) to complete arsehole is to lick out the complete contents of the crack. Done by psycho bitch.
P-bitch gives complete arsehole for a low price.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004
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de-militarised zone

British spelling, I can't be bothered to type it out again, so here's one I made earlier.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004
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