KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
Get the stupicmug. An infinate amount. Something that appears twice every time one is demolished, if you believe everything you read.
6576 Al-Qaida Terrorist training camps were destroyed today, only 3746436356356363763876 and a half left, plus the 13000 that will be up by tommorow.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
Get the terrorist training campsmug. by kung-fu jesus September 25, 2004
Get the slap and ticklemug. Formed by David Sterling to aid montgomery in North Africa in WWII, the SAS was a team of five officers and sixty men who were all drawn from the commando units. They were put through gruelling training. Early failures were overlooked in the light of successful tactics and destructive capability shown later in the war.
When one member was captured, he escaped, and walked 200 miles in eight days of blistering desert heat with no more than a map, compass and a pair of shorts to rejoin his comrades.
When one member was captured, he escaped, and walked 200 miles in eight days of blistering desert heat with no more than a map, compass and a pair of shorts to rejoin his comrades.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
Get the sasmug. Hoorjination for 20 Euros.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004
Get the hoorjinationmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Get the King's shillingmug. When riding a horse or motorcycle, hold onto the handles/horse's ears and kick your legs back to resume a horizontal pose with arms in front and legs behind. Keep this up until you hit your neck on a tree branch and become paralysed. After doing this, pretend to care for fellow cripples.
This has been mastered by Christopher Reeve, the actor who played superman in the movies.
This has been mastered by Christopher Reeve, the actor who played superman in the movies.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
Get the supermanmug.