KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

Volvo

(n.) A small, swedish house with a panzer engine on the front and "HOWS MY DRIVING? 555-FUCK-YOU" stickers on the back.

throw as many bricks as you want at this volvo-you won't dent it.

by kung-fu jesus August 19, 2004

a pot to piss in

A say, a count.

I have all the support of the workers, the boss doesn't have a pot to piss in.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

boyz toyz

Refering to typically male pursuits, and, more specifically, the equipment used in them.

fast cars, firearms, remote controlled cars/boats/planes, laptops, sports equipment

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Jesus tits

(Idiom) Exclaimation. One step up from Jesus H Christ, but not quiote jesus fucking kike. The word tits is usually emphasised, while jesus may be elongated or contracted, depending on personal preference.

J'us TITS!


Jaysus tits!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

poop chute fanatic

The best friend of a buttslut. One who enjoys giving it to people in the anus.

Psycho bitch is a buttslut who enjoys the company of her poop chute fanatic father. She even had an ass baby with him. See incest

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

.exe

The ending of the email attatchment I shall send you.

You gonna get sub7'D

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004

volanté

Aston martin variator. Totally Kick-ass!

Oh dear, mister Mustang driver, did your cheap volanté rip-off break down?


*drives off in superior V8 Volanté*

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004