run in

(v.) To use a new example of machinery at a low pace to allow the parts to wear into each other.

Run this car in by keeping it under 6,000 rpm for 1,000 miles.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004

So bad it's good, but gone back to bad again

(adj.) To be so bad it seemed good for a few minutes, but is repetitive.

The spice girls.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

get out more

What I shall do, starting monday.

I have written over 1300 definitions under a variety of names. I think I should get out more!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

dun dun dun

Used immediately after a shock revelation, in the style of a 1940's or 50's movie.

luke... i am your sister dun Dun DUNNNNN!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

I put it to you

Contemplate this semi-rhetorical question.


Should the fact stated after saying this be true, the author/speaker has won the debate, unless countered by a better instance of this sentance.

Should it be false, it can be ignored.

Politician: I put it to you that you are the worst possible candidate and are a total disgrace to your party.

Ali G: Well I put it to you *pause* that you suck off a horse.

Politician: That is not true. I was walking through fields and fell..


I'll cut it here so as not to spiol the movie for you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004

stark bollock naked

(adj.) No clothes on at all, not even a wristwatch or jewellry.

I was getting changed in a tent when I saw Matthew's silhouette walk by, about to come in. I shouted out "Don't come in, i'm stark bollock naked", at which point he laughed, but took as lokk anyway, so I mooned him. He seemed strangely turned by 'the goods', and laughed again.


The moral of the story is that Matt Dunne is gay.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

put two and two together

(v.) To come to the simplest conclusion deductable based on the supporting evidence. This does not ensure it's accuracy.

They've put two and two together and realise it was one of mine who did it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004