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last chance saloon

The last chance one has to improve or otherwise help oneself before decision over ones future is made.
You're in the last chance saloon to improve your skills before the test.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004
mugGet the last chance saloonmug.

Gdansk shipyard

Rising up against the USSR during the fall of it's power int he late 80's, the workers of the Gdansk shipyard, Poland staged the first successful strike in the history of the USSR, thus undermining communism.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
mugGet the Gdansk shipyardmug.

You'll regret the day you were born

(Idiom) I'm going to make your life so bad you'll wish it never started.
Elitist's mother has been saying "You'll regret the day you were born" ever since she gave birth to him in a barn.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
mugGet the You'll regret the day you were bornmug.

0-60

the time it takes (Measured in seconds) for something to reach 60mph from a standing start.


Contrary to popular belief, most cars cannot achieve such speeds. There is only enough fuel in the car for a test run, and the driver is an expert who builds up the revs and then releases at just the right time (too much and he gets some wheel-spain). No consideration is given as to whether the clutch lasts the test.
0-60 times are innacurate, and you should typically add 20% of that time on for a realistic pull-off.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the 0-60mug.

ja-fake-an

(n.) A person who pretends to be jamaican. Usually slightly built, dreadlocks, talks unintelligible street slang and talks about babylon keeping a man down. Refers to himself as a yardie or similar. Always young and male.
Take off that stupid "adidihash" t-shirt you imbecile ja-fake-an.
by kung-fu jesus September 24, 2004
mugGet the ja-fake-anmug.

bangalore torpedo

(n.) anti-trap device created by Captain McClintock of the British army while serving in India, 1912. The "Torpedo" was a number of ten steel tubes, about 13 pounds in weight each, that were flat-packed and assembled as needed. The front-most pole would have an explosive on the end which would detonate any mines in the area or clear barbed wire.
During the American Omaha beach landings on d-day, 1944, they troops cut throught the barbed wire with a bangalore torpedo.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
mugGet the bangalore torpedomug.

Little Tin God

(Idiom) A self important, dictatorial person.
Now psycho bitch has written over 100 definitions, she is behaving like a little tin god.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
mugGet the Little Tin Godmug.

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