Definitions by Krkič

pipfy 

to be so insecure and a little self-loathing you would rather come off as arrogant, careless than show your true colours

"Marty is always so pipfy. He ignores the people that care about him and sits comfortably with people who worship him for the wrong reasons."
"His pipfiness knows no limits. Stop trying to change things you cannot change."
"Uhuh hmpf"

pipfy by Krkič August 16, 2019

butter-soft 

I did boxing today for the first time and i really enjoyed it. Then weights. Now im just blissfully butter-soft.

The butter-soft feeling is so good.

I can never stop and fully enjoy these things because i keep reminding myself of the things i have yet to accomplish. Not sport-related but you know being independent financially, making art, finding my own space. Im so far away!

butter-soft by Krkič August 13, 2019

melon-g-johns 

a long john with room on the sides for titties

she falls asleep with me placing her titties in my long johns where her mum sew in bulges on the sides. we call em melon-g-johns.

melon-g-johns by Krkič August 12, 2019

Shelia 

nice and friendly person who likes talking to everybody she meets
interested in humans
yet feels like a loner sometimes
insecure at times but friends with great people who cheer her up

"Shelia got fired."

Shelia by Krkič August 12, 2019

shipless 

two people that will never meet because the closer one comes the more the other retreats. making for a fun life-long game with zero results, zero reality, zero responsibility. Yay!

"hey, Phil! Its Judy. Wanna meet for lunch?"
either no reply or "excuse me, who are you?"

"Baby, i'll care for you, i'll provide for you, i'd even wipe your wrinkled ass when we're old"
"You're scaring me, you wanna cage me in?"

"Phil said he would never ask Judy out"
"Thats funny coz Judy said the same thing about Phil"
"God they're so shipless"

shipless by Krkič August 12, 2019

dreaded dreams

to remember a dream you had and question how your subconscious got there. usually accompanied by either disgust, shock or disbelief.

"did i talk in my sleep?"
"Yeah you mumbled some about Mrs Gilley being superhot and nice. Mrs Gilley is the least popular teacher. Then you asked your mom if you can go to prom with her"
"Fuck. I had one of those dreaded dreams."

dreaded dreams by Krkič August 12, 2019

special spare 

a special spare occurs when a couple, both with commitments to kids and families from previous relationships, organise together time as a romantic treat, be it a weekend off and away or generally quality time spent alone.

"hey, Abe, can you take the kids next weekend? I'm out on a special spare with Paul."

special spare by Krkič August 8, 2019