Definitions by Krkič

shoop-shave 

when a girl shaves off the boys hair and beard while hes passed out after a night out, she really likes him

"bibu, you're the only one ill do the shoop-shave with"

shoop-shave by Krkič October 31, 2019

key-dream 

to daydream.
mostly about pleasant things.
you wanna give praise to the deity of imagination because your vision is that accurate, that precise, that heart-warming

"you know what i love most?"
"what?"
"the sound of your turning the keys that signals us that you are home"
(key-dream)

key-dream by Krkič October 29, 2019

fountain of youth 

two vomiting kids left and right

"i cannot come to the party, Dan. I have a fountain of youth situation at home."

fountain of youth by Krkič October 28, 2019

curtains 

you care about someone who is depressed. like you see all this beauty in them but they chase you away for suggesting positivity.

they live out a persona online they wish they could be in real life. but depression is a thing. they need help.

good morning, lovely. may i open the curtains. lets grab a ball and go outside maybe?

curtains by Krkič October 25, 2019

don't become

don't laugh
don't tickle
don't nag
don't win
don't kiss
don't touch
don't dream
don't try
don't boost
don't move
don't call
don't ask
don't dare

just stay there. shut up. be sad and small. so i can feel better. my heart ripped apart by envy and jealousy.
(don't become what you say you dislike)

don't become by Krkič October 24, 2019

neighbour

that guy that you always end up in the lift with. you find him kind of cute but also er, special. like he won't talk just smile and nod a little too long. sometimes he farts and looks at me like "do you get it?". well, it was funny the first time. once he urinated the shape of a heart while going up. i suppose he doesnt believe in verbal communication. i definitely know him through smells. i know him too well. if one day i should discover a pile of poop in the shape of a unicorn, i'll let you know.

my neighbour assaulted me again while going up. being cute won't save his ass.

neighbour by Krkič October 24, 2019

four 

off yer arse yet?

its four on the clock already!

four by Krkič October 23, 2019