all the fucking time

thinking of you.
you know that don't you.
and you know that i wish you near all the fucking time.
all the fucking time

..all the fucking time...

by Krkič December 08, 2019

Herman

Herman is best known for his generosity. He is so generous he will find himself a myopic, near deaf and obese middle aged woman (preferedly single mothers) and crown her his queen. Which makes him Her Man.

crowd (whispering):

Hey is that Suzie's generous cowboy?
- Yes, thats Herman.

by Krkič January 13, 2020

47 Cents

Tschubbtschubb

Hey
How are you
I have already saved 3 Dollars and 47 Cents
Definitely wont be long now!!

by Krkič April 06, 2019

Hi

Are you there?

Hi

by Krkič November 25, 2019

else

never on our own?

Who else is here, Tom?

by Krkič March 30, 2019

that ground

Hey

Wanna tell me something
a little more down to earth

like from where you stand
that ground
that room

by Krkič November 13, 2019

realtor

the only human you have ever met that you can see yourself doing anything with
holding hands, scratching each others eyes out (figuratively speaking), attending a funeral, having a baby, sueing the government, frenchkissing, hiking, grocery shopping, argueing, sexing, singing, hustling, cleaning, travelling, undressing, defending, offending, hugging, loving, marrying

"you, yes you, reading this right now, you are my realtor. lets go for the swim" 🖤

by Krkič September 20, 2019