Krkič's definitions

black heart

a mad boy and a sad girl
when combined
the mad boy stays mad
and the sad girl becomes happy
Find the odd one out.

"what song are are you playing today, my black heart?"

by Krkič May 9, 2019

tap

Can you drink tap water in Dublin?

tap tap

by Krkič June 6, 2019

inexhaling

inhaling and exhaling
inhaling and exhaling
inhaling and exhaling
inhaling and exhaling
inhaling and exhaling
inhaling and exhaling

You. How are you today? Wanna meet up later in the park doing some inexhaling? Simply. Wondrously. That would totally make my day.

by Krkič April 17, 2019

mmf

How have you been?
Let us phone tonight!

mmf

by Krkič April 25, 2020

mistletoe session

when you cannot see your crush on Christmas Eve because you're both spending it with your kids and families.
you schedule your own little xmassy get-together, say, a day, a month before or after and celebrate jesus' birth. you hand each other cute, little sex toys (jesus approved) and fuck under the mistletoe.

(singing Silent Night in each others' arms, a polyphonic duet)
him: "let us now make sweet passionate love under the mistletoe, my dear"
her: "oh yes my precious angel, lets hope its a good mistletoe session in jesus' name"

by Krkič December 14, 2019

reality check

like a microphone check only more depressing

Reality Check
"Fuck me, Swansea, you are very expensive and very popular!"

by Krkič April 28, 2019

hot air

hot air

I'm in love with hot air, everybody!!
Oh i love you to pieces, hot air!
hot air, what a politically incorrect way of explaining to your fans why you can't come see every single one of them. Spicy and genius! Bravo!
🖤

by Krkič June 11, 2019