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by Krkič December 11, 2019
Get the tell me a joke mug.when you fall in love with a depressed person and then they get better and become super annoying, unbearable.
by Krkič December 17, 2020
Get the undepressed mug.when a couple argues real bad all the way home. then they prepare food while still arguing hurting each others' feelings like its nothing. during dinner they chew snaringly and fight over ridiculous stuff like buying 600g of plums instead of 500. then they wash the dishes and tidy up calling each other names ("useless whore", "brainless brick") and insulting families. then they watch the news while threatening to end their relationship, both of them hardening out of delusions of pride, honour, dignity. neither one willing to simply change their perspective for a minute to witness the comedy of their scene.
at five to twelve the couples' two guinea pigs start procreating in their cage facing the bewildered, silenced couple. a lot of wheezing, puffing and blowing, stamping and trampling.
by Krkič October 15, 2019
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"can we talk to hym?"
"talk, yes, but he cannot be convinced"
"does Sean trust you? does he know you've had the clean cut?"
"I don't know. he should. we are not here to draw a triangle, right, he should know."
"so hym is holding him hostage?"
"not sure. not sure. we should talk to Sean when hym is away gardening or grocery shopping"
"locate Sean then"
"talk, yes, but he cannot be convinced"
"does Sean trust you? does he know you've had the clean cut?"
"I don't know. he should. we are not here to draw a triangle, right, he should know."
"so hym is holding him hostage?"
"not sure. not sure. we should talk to Sean when hym is away gardening or grocery shopping"
"locate Sean then"
by Krkič April 10, 2019
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