Kilot

You'd do so much good talking to me. We have a lot of catching up to do.

Youre cute. And hard. I just wanna treat you well. Hear you out. I wanna tell you things and watch you listen. And i wanna touch you without having to ask. I wanna share. I want respect. And i want to know what you want and respect that too. Kilot.

by Krkič January 30, 2022

shave

Don't forget to sleep
🖤

And please don't die before i shave your head.
🖤

by Krkič May 02, 2019

neighbour

that guy that you always end up in the lift with. you find him kind of cute but also er, special. like he won't talk just smile and nod a little too long. sometimes he farts and looks at me like "do you get it?". well, it was funny the first time. once he urinated the shape of a heart while going up. i suppose he doesnt believe in verbal communication. i definitely know him through smells. i know him too well. if one day i should discover a pile of poop in the shape of a unicorn, i'll let you know.

my neighbour assaulted me again while going up. being cute won't save his ass.

by Krkič October 24, 2019

black hawk down

try to keep that arrogant, lying, fake-ass bitch down. she need to go down. steer that bitch down. no man fucking with her in these altitudes. bigmouth. ghost-driver. meth-spitter.
.mother
.aunt
.sister
.daughter
.student
.40 yrs old
.struggler/fighter
.dreamer
.lover

yo, take that bitch down before she take over your mind namsayin. black hawk down son.

by Krkič March 02, 2020

🍯

love from a selfish perspective:
hey, you are so good for me. I need you to ____.
love from a selfless perspective:
hey, you are so good. what do you need to stay that way?

What do you need to stay that way, 🍯?

by Krkič March 08, 2020

baby human

date me baby human

would you date me baby human if you knew i was good

by Krkič December 07, 2019

spider-hosing

to remove spiders and spiderwebs by hosing them off

Claus spider-hosed Inès' hair and face this morning. She's almost spider-free now.

"Tony, let me exercise some spider-hosing on you before Christmas Eve. Your eyelids are kind of sticky."

by Krkič February 06, 2019