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netv?

So its not working out. Sorry.
- netv?
by Krkič August 24, 2021
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10

what, 10 miles?
by Krkič January 13, 2020
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gulf stream

the only warmth you've felt in months was todays morning pee trickling down your legs in the shower
"He seriously told me to make use of my gulf stream while we were apart. Twat."
by Krkič July 7, 2020
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russian lentil stew

your monthly blood flow is gradually coming to an end.
your sexy thoughts and lust for life are being replaced by female shame, guilt, rage, insecurity. Your libido is radically reduced. So is your tit tissue.
"er, yeah, so, my mum is coming next week and i thought we could try that russian lentil stew that Margaret is going on about. You could read her some of your poetry maybe? She says she needs our measurements for our new wool jumpers. Can't you just let her take them personally?? She would enjoy it so!"
by Krkič February 11, 2020
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🥀

Good morning sleepyhead. Im off to work now. Beers and vodka and crisps and kfc in the fridge. Olga will be around at twelvish. She promised to be naked under her trench coat. Mick and Abdul are delivering half a pound of weed at four. Don't forget to pick up Zui and Zen from the nursery. Theres a voucher for video games on the table. Have a fulfilling day, love.
wheelchair heart. silent love. alone together. 🥀
by Krkič July 17, 2020
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health

where were we
where were we
ah
expectations!
eh
maybe health first
by Krkič May 29, 2019
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do the gospel

some may find this very difficult.
look into somebodys eyes and speak from the heart. feel connected not because your choice of words is masterful but the universal meaning they convey transcends all boundaries - nationality, ethnicity, religion, sexuality, gender - within humanity.
"Nina Simone was a genius. She did the gospel anytime anywhere."

"I cannot promise much. Promises can be destructive. But i swear i'll do the gospel the best i can. Its my duty as a human being. And its a lifelong process."
by Krkič November 7, 2019
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